PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dick Army (ranked 228 p4p, 33 weight class) and Kwiwan Fogomayu (ranked 418 p4p, 57 weight class). Army comes to the cage accompanied by Vagina Coastguard. Fogomayu comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Kyamadu kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Army
vs
Fogomayu

189 cm
32
200 lbs
32 - 16 - 0

180 cm
31
185 lbs
22 - 11 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dick Army!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 11 - 2, fighting out of London, Kwiwan Fogomayu!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Columbo Gatti and Franklyn Lucas.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Fogomayu throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Army was covering up waiting for the punch and Fogomayu finishes the takedown easily into guard.

Army pushes Fogomayu off and scrambles back to his feet.
A chopping leg kick lands by Fogomayu.
The fighters circling - Fogomayu throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Army pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Army steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fogomayu.
Army went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Fogomayu throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Fogomayu cracks a nice hook into Army's ribs.

Army has managed to clinch.
Army gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Fogomayu.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fogomayu doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A nice right hand lands inside from Army.
Fogomayu lands a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fogomayu lands a body punch in the clinch.
Army pushes Fogomayu back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Army just misses with a elbow thrown towards Fogomayu's brow.
Army working aggressively here.
Fogomayu swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fogomayu tries a body shot but Army blocks it.
Army lands an elbow that stopped Fogomayu in his tracks for a moment.

It looks like Kwiwan Fogomayu has been cut.
A head punch on the inside from Fogomayu fails to land.
Army misses with a body punch.
Fogomayu is trying to stall.
Fogomayu doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Army throws a punch but it's blocked by Fogomayu.
Army blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Army misses with some punches.
Fogomayu blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Army tries to work over Fogomayu's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Army tries a body shot but Fogomayu blocks it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Army.
A left hand lands to the body for Fogomayu.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Army fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short uppercut from Fogomayu.
Army tries a body shot but Fogomayu blocks it.
Army looking to stall.
Fogomayu misses with a hook to the ribs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fogomayu misses with a body punch.
Fogomayu changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Army fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Fogomayu throws a sloppy head kick and Army moves out of range easily.
A cross from Army lands.
Army wants to clinch but Fogomayu slips to the side
and Fogomayu counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Army looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Army throws a push kick but Fogomayu slaps the foot to one side.
Army takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fogomayu lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Fogomayu moves out of range of the leg kick from Army.
Army misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Army lets loose with a powerful body kick. Fogomayu will feel that in the morning.
Fogomayu shoots in but no luck this time.
Dick Army has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kwiwan Fogomayu.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Army misses with a body shot
and Fogomayu counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Army - that will leave a mark!
Fogomayu throws a lazy uppercut
and Army counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Fogomayu has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Fogomayu takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Fogomayu throws an overhand right that lands on Army's shoulder, as Army tries to avoid the shot.
Army defending well as Fogomayu loads up on a big left hand.
Army half committed to a counter leg kick.
Army moves out of range of the body kick from Fogomayu.
Fogomayu throws a sloppy head kick
and Army counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Army throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nice body kick there by Fogomayu.
Army loads up on a big right hand but Fogomayu slips the punch.
Fogomayu jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Fogomayu avoids a kick to the body.
Army waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fogomayu.
Army looks for the body kick but Fogomayu saw that one coming.
Fogomayu looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Fogomayu.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fogomayu throws a head kick that misses
and Army counters with a stiff right hand.
Dick Army is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fogomayu fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Army manages to avoid it.
Army just misses with a punch to the body.
Army on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Fogomayu misses with a wild body shot.
Army misses the body punch
and Fogomayu counters with a nice uppercut.
Army throws a jab but it's blocked by Fogomayu.
Fogomayu throws a push kick but Army slaps the foot to one side.
Fogomayu scores with a jab.

Army gets caught napping as Fogomayu dives in and scores a takedown. Army manages to retain guard.
Fogomayu trying to control the position from guard on top but Army is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Fogomayu throws a big elbow that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Kwiwan Fogomayu will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Kwiwan Fogomayu's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Army fails to land with a series of punches.
It seemed like Fogomayu was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Army is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Army lands a head shot.
Fogomayu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nice uppercut there from Army.
Fogomayu thows a left - swing and a miss!
Army swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Army pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fogomayu circles away from the clinch attempt.
Fogomayu throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Army jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Army misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fogomayu listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Army checks a low kick from Fogomayu.
A big right from Fogomayu misses.
Army swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Army misses the shot to the body.
Fogomayu misses with a hook
and Army counters with a right hand to the body.
Fogomayu comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fogomayu tries to clinch
and Army connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fogomayu just misses with a punch to the body.
Army jabs at Fogomayu's body.
Army lands a nice looking kick to the body. Fogomayu takes a step back to recover.
Fogomayu goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Army takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Fogomayu takes a jab right on the kisser.
Fogomayu works over Army's head and body with a nice combination.
Fogomayu steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Army.
Army tries to clinch there but Fogomayu circles away.
Army tries to work over Fogomayu's front leg with a kick but Fogomayu checks it.
Fogomayu is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fogomayu tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Army was well out of range. Poor timing from Fogomayu.
Army takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Kwiwan Fogomayu seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The fight stays on the outside here - Army looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Army throws a shot from downtown. Fogomayu moves away and avoids it.
Fogomayu's corner calls for a 1-2. Fogomayu obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Fogomayu. Army shrugs it off though.
Army lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Fogomayu moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Army throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Fogomayu tries a head kick but it misses.
Fogomayu lands with a right hand.
An inside leg kick lands from Fogomayu.
Fogomayu misses with an uppercut. Army saw that one coming.
Fogomayu misses the body punch
and Army counters with a big head kick but Fogomayu shrugs it off.
Fogomayu looks to land a combination but Army avoids it well.
Fogomayu bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Army's head.
Army scores with a push kick.
Army throws the kick towards the body but Fogomayu avoids it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fogomayu jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Army was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Fogomayu misses the shot to the body.
Fogomayu connects with a crisp jab.
Army lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Fogomayu at a distance.
Fogomayu throws out a loose jab but Army uses good head movement to avoid it.
Army moves out of range of the body kick from Fogomayu.
Fogomayu dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Army moves out of range as Fogomayu throws a body kick.
Army has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fogomayu.
Army throws a big shot that misses.
Fogomayu scores with a jab to the body.

Army rushes Fogomayu and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
The referee is keeping an eye on Fogomayu - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.

Fogomayu pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Army is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fogomayu.
Army darts in trying to clinch
and Fogomayu connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Army cracks Fogomayu with a good jab.
Army is looking to clinch.
Fogomayu looks to score with a jab to the body but Army is just out of range.
Fogomayu on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Fogomayu is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Army.
Army misses with a looping right.
Army moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromFogomayu.
Army throws a head kick but Fogomayu moves out of range.
Army throws a body punch but Fogomayu moves out of range.
Army throws a body punch but Fogomayu moves out of range.
Army looks to score with a jab to the body but Fogomayu is just out of range.
A little jabbing left from Fogomayu on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Fogomayu fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Army manages to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Kwiwan Fogomayu will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Kwiwan Fogomayu's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Army throws a lazy right hand but Fogomayu sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Army throws the left hand but Fogomayu avoids the punch easily.
A slow jab from Fogomayu misses its intended target.
Fogomayu throws a sloppy head kick and Army moves out of range easily.
Fogomayu takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Fogomayu moves out of range as Army throws a body kick.
Fogomayu sizes up Army with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Army throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fogomayu has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Fogomayu there as he acknowledges the shot.
Fogomayu moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Fogomayu takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A low kick from Fogomayu misses
and Army counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fogomayu pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Army avoids the head kick by Fogomayu.
Army misses with a leg kick
letting Fogomayu counter with a right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Army checks a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fogomayu scoring well with a low kick there.
Fogomayu with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Army lands a head shot.
Fogomayu moves away from the strike by Army.
Army jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Fogomayu. Army shrugs it off though.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fogomayu lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Army has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Army and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Army swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Fogomayu misses with an uppercut. Army saw that one coming.
Army scores with a body shot.
Fogomayu moves out of range of the body kick from Army.
Army bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Fogomayu's head backwards.
Fogomayu throws a head kick that misses.
Good work by Army as he checks the leg kick.
Army swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Army throws a body shot but no joy.
Dick Army has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fogomayu motions for Army to come forward. Fogomayu throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A slow jab from Army misses its intended target.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Fogomayu! But no joy.
Fogomayu lunges at Army with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Army's hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Army takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Army is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Fogomayu.
Army throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Army is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A punch combination from Army misses.
Army stalks Fogomayu and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Fogomayu's face. Fogomayu staggers backwards, shaken.
Fogomayu takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Army tests Fogomayu's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fogomayu pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Fogomayu throws a nice head kick!
Fogomayu lands a jab to the head.
Army avoids the head kick by Fogomayu.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fogomayu jabs at Army's body.
Army misses with a looping left.
Fogomayu misses with a low kick.
And Army counters with a quick kick to the body but Fogomayu blocks it.
A telegraphed right hand from Fogomayu misses the target.
Army tries to clinch up.
Fogomayu jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Army scores with a nice body kick.
Army misses the shot to the body.
Fogomayu swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fogomayu takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Army tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fogomayu was well out of range. Poor timing from Army.
Army throws a looping overhand right but Fogomayu ducks down to avoid it.
Army misses with an attempted mid kick.
Army takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Army throws a nice head kick!
Army takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Army blocks a leg kick.
Army is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Fogomayu dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Army. That did some damage!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Army throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Army.
Army keeps Fogomayu at a distance using the push kick.
Fogomayu works the jab nicely.
Army throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

Army closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Fogomayu misses with a body punch.
Army misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fogomayu swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Army presses Fogomayu against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Army misses with a punch on the inside.
Fogomayu has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Army.
Army scores with a nice hook to the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dick Army showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Fogomayu has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 28:29
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 29:29
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 29:28

The fight is ruled a draw!