PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jeff Kennedy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and frank wank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). wank has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. frank wank looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Kennedy
vs
wank

200 cm
23
270 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

185 cm
21
245 lbs
0 - 6 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jeff Kennedy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, frank wank!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Alec Ball and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kennedy throws a right hand that wank ducks under and follows up with a left that wank also avoids with ease.
wank looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!

Kennedy moves into the clinch.
A hook to the body from Kennedy.

Kennedy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kennedy cracks a nice hook into wank's ribs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kennedy fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Kennedy dances in with a quick combination. wank is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from Kennedy snaps wank's head back. wank stumbles backwards against the cage. Kennedy steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with wank's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. wank just didn't come prepared.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Jeff Kennedy!