PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Wade Thompson (ranked 7633 p4p, 220 weight class) and Twinkletoes Facemash (ranked 7154 p4p, 69 weight class). Twinkletoes Facemash is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Thompson
vs
Facemash

200 cm
17
270 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

186 cm
23
175 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Excellent MT
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Wade Thompson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Twinkletoes Facemash!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Lou da Vinci and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thompson catches Facemash with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Left hook, right uppercut from Facemash.
Thompson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Thompson looks to land a right hand but Facemash moved out of range.
Facemash moves out of range as Thompson strikes.
Facemash moves out of range of the strikes.
Facemash connects with a body shot.
Some wild striking there from Facemash.
Facemash misses with a double jab.
Thompson swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A jab from Facemash misses.
Thompson gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Facemash lands a lovely overhand right.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thompson misses with a few strikes there.
Thompson looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Thompson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nice cross by Thompson.
A jab lands there for Thompson.
Thompson closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Thompson misses with a jab, cross combination.
Thompson moves out of range of the strikes.
Facemash throws a series of punches but Thompson avoids them all with ease.
Thompson seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thompson walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Thompson throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Thompson slips a jab from Facemash.
Facemash uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Thompson.
Facemash misses the jab.
Facemash misses with a head kick.
Facemash moves away from the strike by Thompson.
Facemash throws a big counter head kick but Thompson avoids it with no problem.
Facemash lands a jab to Thompson's midsection.
Twinkletoes Facemash seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Facemash looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Facemash misses with a looping left.
Thompson throws out a loose jab but Facemash uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thompson throws a body punch but Facemash moves out of range.
Facemash pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Facemash misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Facemash throws a half hearted mid kick.
Thompson staying out of range there.
Thompson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Facemash.
Facemash throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Thompson shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Facemash eats them both and turns towards Thompson to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.

Facemash is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Facemash swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thompson takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Facemash takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Thompson swinging wildly here.
Facemash is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Facemash looks to land a left hand but Thompson moved out of range nicely.
Thompson catches Facemash with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Facemash is still on wobbly legs! Can Thompson finish him?
Thompson closes the distance and catches Facemash with a lead hook that drops him to the canvas! Facemash is clearly dazed and struggling here! 3,4,5,6,7 and Facemash is up to his feet but the referee has called it off! Facemash is still far too wobbly and he's not going to allow the fight to continue! Thompson takes it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Wade Thompson!
After winning the bout, Wade Thompson thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.