PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Schmorgen Biscuit (ranked 1148 p4p, 30 weight class) and Vladimir Impaler (ranked 1390 p4p, 56 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Biscuit
vs
Impaler

183 cm
21
229 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

215 cm
21
275 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Decent elbows
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

IniTech Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Schmorgen Biscuit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Vladimir Impaler!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Impaler throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Biscuit on the side of the head.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Impaler has a couple of punches blocked by Biscuit.
Biscuit misses with an elbow over the top.
Impaler can't break the clinch.
Biscuit misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Impaler.
Impaler managing to block the knees to the body from Biscuit.
Biscuit misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Impaler.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biscuit wants a takedown but no success here.
Biscuit can't get the takedown.
Impaler wants to break free but Biscuit has control.
Impaler wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Biscuit has him pressed against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Impaler blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Biscuit will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Impaler up against the cage.
Impaler gets underhooks to prevent Biscuit's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Schmorgen Biscuit. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Biscuit pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Biscuit takes a shot to the head.

It looks like Schmorgen Biscuit has been cut.
Impaler on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Impaler has had enough of the clinch but Biscuit keeps him there for the moment.
Biscuit tries a knee to the head but Impaler blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit is struggling to control the position.
Biscuit taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Biscuit for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Biscuit is trying to drag Impaler to the mat but Impaler just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Biscuit misses with a knee to the head.
Biscuit misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Impaler.
Biscuit with an attempt at a knee that misses.
A frustrated look appears on Impaler's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Biscuit.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Biscuit makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Impaler can't break the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Biscuit.
Impaler misses with a short punch on the inside.
Biscuit trying to land knees to the body.
Biscuit lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Biscuit tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Impaler avoids it.
Biscuit has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Impaler after a bit of a struggle.
Biscuit goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Biscuit goes for a takedown in the clinch but Impaler prevents it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Impaler.
Biscuit is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Impaler is defending well for now.
Impaler tries to circle away but Biscuit has him pinned against the cage.
Biscuit misses with a knee to the head.
Biscuit comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like Vladimir Impaler has been cut.
Impaler on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Impaler's coach down at LOD London BALLS OF STEEL was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Impaler's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Biscuit tries for a takedown. No joy.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Biscuit putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Impaler in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Biscuit misses with a knee strike.
Impaler blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Schmorgen Biscuit dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Impaler throws a hook but Biscuit avoids it easily.
Impaler paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Impaler throws a hook but Biscuit blocks it.
Biscuit swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A shot to the liver by Biscuit. Beautiful body shot.
Biscuit throws a sloppy body shot
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Biscuit looks for a takedown but Impaler sprawls well.
Biscuit throws a lazy right hand but Impaler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biscuit avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Biscuit gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Impaler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Biscuit tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Impaler misses with a looping left.
Impaler checks a low kick from Biscuit.
Biscuit dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Impaler. That did some damage!
Impaler throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Biscuit throws a shot from downtown. Impaler moves away and avoids it.
Impaler slips a jab from Biscuit.
Biscuit closes the distance and clinches up with Impaler, looking for a takedown. Biscuit pushes Impaler against the cage but Impaler circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Schmorgen Biscuit. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Biscuit slips under a jab from Impaler.
Biscuit throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Biscuit throws an off balance right hand
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut.
Biscuit slips a jab from Impaler.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit misses with a takedown
and Impaler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Impaler jabs Biscuit to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Biscuit keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Impaler.
Impaler looks to land a right hand but Biscuit moved out of range.
Biscuit takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Biscuit moves to clinch but Impaler breaks away
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Biscuit closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Biscuit missing with knees to the body.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Impaler blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit throws a knee to the head but misses.
Still in the clinch, Impaler scores with a nice short uppercut.
Biscuit throws a punch but it's blocked by Impaler.

Biscuit turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Biscuit postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Impaler is looking to regain half guard here but Biscuit keeps moving and retains side control.
Biscuit working the body and head with strikes.
Biscuit throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Biscuit working the head with strikes.
Impaler struggling a bit here.
Check out the look on Biscuit's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit cracks Impaler with a big elbow.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Biscuit misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Impaler can do anything to dispel that myth.
Biscuit wants to control but Impaler is keeping him busy.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Impaler seems a little lost for a moment, as Biscuit dominates the positioning.
Impaler takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Biscuit in side control, throwing shots but Impaler defends.
Biscuit throws a strike aimed at the side of Impaler's head but Impaler avoids it well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Biscuit is looking to take a break and control but Impaler is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Biscuit lands a few punches from side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Vladimir Impaler will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Biscuit shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Impaler as he avoids it easily.
Biscuit jabs at Impaler's body.
Schmorgen Biscuit seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Some bone on bone action there as Impaler checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Impaler's jab looks to have found its range, popping Biscuit under the eye.

Biscuit moves into the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Impaler creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
With the fighters up against the cage, Biscuit throws an elbow but misses.

Impaler breaks from the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters circle momentarily. Biscuit darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Impaler has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Biscuit misses with a right hand
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Biscuit walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Biscuit misses with a takedown
and Impaler counters with a lovely shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jab by Impaler.
Impaler throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Biscuit sees it coming and avoids it easily.

Biscuit has Impaler up against the cage in a clinch.
Biscuit is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Biscuit looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Schmorgen Biscuit. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Impaler lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Schmorgen Biscuit's cut is getting worse.
Biscuit is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Impaler pulls him back up using the underhooks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Impaler after a bit of a struggle.
Biscuit tries to land a knee to the head but Impaler blocks with his arms.
Impaler has had enough of the clinch but Biscuit keeps him there for the moment.
Biscuit misses with some punches.
Schmorgen Biscuit has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Impaler lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Biscuit wants a takedown but no success here.
Biscuit tries to stall but Impaler uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Biscuit misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Impaler.
Biscuit looking to throw knees to the head but Impaler is blocking nicely.
Biscuit tries for a takedown. No joy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Impaler is trying to break the clinch but Biscuit is controlling him.
Biscuit misses with a knee strike.
Still in the clinch, Impaler scores with a nice short uppercut.
Biscuit is looking to take this one to the mat.
Impaler lands with a short head shot on the inside.

Impaler breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Biscuit doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Biscuit is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Impaler's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Impaler works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

Schmorgen Biscuit's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Biscuit throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Impaler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Biscuit misses with a right hand
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Biscuit is rocked!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crack! Impaler connects with the perfect overhand right and Biscuit falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Impaler!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:06 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Vladimir Impaler!