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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ira Stoned (ranked 6100 p4p, 0 weight class) and Awesome Dick (ranked 25552 p4p, 0 weight class). Ira Stoned has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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250 lbs
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270 lbs
3 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ira Stoned!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Awesome Dick!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Stewart Dunkirk and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stoned looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Stoned tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Dick counters with a nice double leg into side control. Stoned won't be happy with that.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dick gets to mount! Stoned was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
Dick lands a nice shot to the head.
Dick looking to control and managing it successfully.
Stoned takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Dick controlling his opponent.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stoned working to try and regain half guard.
Dick looking to finish Stoned with some ground and pound. This is bad for Stoned!
Dick content just to control the position here.
Dick should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
It looks like Dick might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dick avoids the attempt from Stoned to control.
Dick has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Dick controlling the pace for now.
Dick avoids the attempt from Stoned to control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick content just to control the position here.
Stoned is working to get back to half guard.
Dick controlling his opponent.
Dick raining down hammerfists from mount.
BOOM! Dick connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Dick content just to control the position here.
Dick dominating with strikes here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dick controlling the pace for now.
Stoned sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Dick content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Dick lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Stoned misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Dick controlling the action here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Awesome Dick dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Stoned tries to clinch up
and Dick counters with a takedown into side control.
Stoned can't do much from the bottom here.
Stoned is looking to regain half guard here but Dick keeps moving and retains side control.
Stoned knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Dick on the ground.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stoned regains half guard.
Dick has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Ground and pound from Dick.
Dick looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Dick stalling.
Dick's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick tries to pass the half guard into mount. Stoned knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Stoned keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Dick performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
More stalling from Dick.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Dick uses his free foot to push down on Stoned's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Stoned.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick controlling the position easily from mount.
Dick lands a big elbow.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Stoned keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Dick looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Dick trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Dick content just to control the position here.
Stoned tries to hold on but Dick pushes him away.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Stoned is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Stoned tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Dick is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Stoned is surviving well by controlling Dick's body position as best he can.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Awesome Dick showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Stoned misses with a head kick.
Dick dodges the punch combination from Stoned.
Stoned shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Dick defends it nicely.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Stoned is defended easily by Dick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick gets in close and instigates a clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick wants to break free but Stoned has control.
Stoned pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Stoned shoots and misses
and Dick counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ira Stoned. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Dick is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Stoned is bucking up trying to escape but Dick cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Dick landing strikes from the mount.
Dick looking to control and managing it successfully.
Dick with a couple of short strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dick sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dick wants to finish this one by submission but Stoned is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Dick.
Stoned has given up his back. Will we see Dick going for some submissions?
Stoned wants to escape the position.
Stoned defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Dick's arms.
Awesome Dick has got the better of the ground game so far.
Dick is working for the choke. It looks like he might have got it... has he...? Yes! Stoned is tapping out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Awesome Dick!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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