PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fatty McFatterson (ranked 6838 p4p, 585 weight class) and Stand Only (ranked 5445 p4p, 517 weight class). Only has chosen Kimi Ga Yo as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

McFatterson
vs
Only

210 cm
25
270 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
25
245 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Big right hand

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Fatty McFatterson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Stand Only!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Alan Glass and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Only falls off balance throwing a combination
and McFatterson counters with a stiff right hand.
McFatterson jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.

It looks like Stand Only has been cut.
Only is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Only misses with a series of wild punches.
Only throws a combination that misses
and McFatterson counters with a nice body shot.
Only misses with a jab, cross combination.
It looked like McFatterson was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Only fails to land with a series of punches.
McFatterson lands a nice looking kick to the body. Only takes a step back to recover.
McFatterson throws a quick inside leg kick.
Only chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before McFatterson can pounce on him.
McFatterson fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Only crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from McFatterson - the referee stops the clock and Only gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says McFatterson. Only manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Only looks winded!
McFatterson connects with a body shot.
McFatterson throws a left jab followed by a right to the body, Oh Only colapses and takes a barrage of punches from McFatterson as he moves to mount! the ref stops the fight and Only is left battered and dazed whilst McFatterson and his camp cheer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fatty McFatterson!
The defeated Stand Only had this to say: 'me sorry next time me hit hader'.