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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Yahweh Falwell (ranked 8725 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Hertz (ranked 18562 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Falwell might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Don't Stop Believing. Yahweh Falwell has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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136 lbs
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135 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Experienced |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 89 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Yahweh Falwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dick Hertz!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Radbod Blank and Paulsen Ambrosius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Falwell throws a head kick that misses
and Falwell takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Falwell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Falwell on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Hertz feints and then cracks Falwell's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Falwell down.
Hertz connects with a jab.
Hertz fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Falwell on the side of the head.
Falwell is rocked!
Hertz fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Falwell looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Oh Falwell is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hertz lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as Falwell crumples to the floor! Hertz milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Dick Hertz!
Yahweh Falwell was interviewed post fight and said 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.
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