PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Robo Pope (ranked 16478 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yhorm Giant (ranked 3159 p4p, 0 weight class). Pope kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Ghost - Monstrance Clock. Yhorm Giant is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Pope
vs
Giant

225 cm
41
351 lbs
10 - 51 - 0

225 cm
23
305 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Good chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 51 - 0, fighting out of New York, Robo Pope!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Yhorm Giant!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Franklyn Lucas and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pope is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Giant looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Pope looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Giant lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as Pope crumples to the floor! Giant milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Yhorm Giant!
In his post fight interview, Yhorm Giant started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
Robo Pope spoke after the fight, saying 'I hope to be the first MMA fighter to die in the ring. Help make my dream come true.'.