PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rudi Dassler (ranked 512 p4p, 80 weight class) and Pikey Chav (ranked 312 p4p, 51 weight class). Chav is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Shamrock. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Dassler
vs
Chav

200 cm
33
215 lbs
22 - 18 - 0

187 cm
25
212 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Red Belt
World class MT
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
Mockstar Energy Drinks 160Q

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 18 - 0, fighting out of London, Rudi Dassler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pikey Chav!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Colin Fotheringham and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chav misses with a wild body shot.
Dassler changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Chav misses with a body kick.
Chav misses with a looping left.
Dassler slips a straight right by Chav.
Dassler attempts a counter takedown but Chav avoids it well and moves away.
Dassler looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Chav throws a push kick but Dassler slaps the foot to one side.
Chav looks to score with a jab to the body but Dassler is just out of range.
Dassler fails with the takedown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chav dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dassler checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Chav fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dassler takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Dassler half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Nice sprawl there from Chav as Dassler shoots in.
Chav appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rudi Dassler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Chav swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Chav gets off balance looking for a body kick

and Dassler counters with a takedown into side control.

Dassler tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Dassler has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
The strikes coming from Dassler are missing the target in this wave of attacks.

Dassler working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
This fight is sponsored by Chainsaw 7. More blood and guts and stuff like that, in cinemas everywhere now!

Dassler tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Dassler has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chav is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Dassler has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Chav tries to bench press Dassler off him but Dassler keeps the position.

Dassler goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Chav has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Dassler but great work by Chav.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dassler is not content to let Chav control the position.
Dassler is trying to improve his position.
Chav looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Dassler is avoiding damage well.
Dassler tries to buck Chav off but Chav is having none of it.
Dassler manages to get back to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Chav connects with a nice short shot to Dassler's temple.
Chav is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.

Dassler looking for submissions off his back.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Chav is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Dassler tries to roll over but Chav keeps him under control.
Chav missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Dassler is looking for a sweep. Chav is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

Dassler looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Dassler is looking for a sweep. Chav is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Chav trying to control from half guard but Dassler is working away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Dassler is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Chav pulls his head out easily.
Chav is taking a breather. Dassler says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.

Dassler actively working from the bottom here.
Chav seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Chav is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
Dassler trying to get back to full guard but Chav takes advantage of the position and moves to full mount!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dassler taking shots to the head.
Dassler is wriggling around trying to escape.
Chav lands with some strikes.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dassler is wriggling around trying to escape.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pikey Chav dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

A decent looking cross lands there for Chav.
Dassler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chav.
Dassler tries to clinch but Chav is having none of it.
Chav has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Chav throws a body punch but Dassler moves out of range.
Chav misses with a low kick.
Dassler feinted with a counter takedown.
Chav tries to land a body kick

and Dassler counters with a takedown into side control.
Dassler misses with the ground and pound.
Chav is looking for a sweep.
Chav has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

Dassler working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.

Dassler swings around for an armbar but Chav sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Dassler's guard.

Dassler looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chav lands a couple of decent looking shots.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chav's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Dassler is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Chav controls from within his opponent's guard.
Pikey Chav has got the better of the ground game so far.
Chav throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Dassler works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

Dassler is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

Dassler looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Chav is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Chav trying to control but Dassler is working from the bottom.
Chav is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Chav working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.

Dassler is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Chav is aware though and is defending well.

Dassler throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Chav escapes and throws Dassler's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Dassler is trying to work for a sweep but Chav has mounted him!
Dassler is flailing around like a fish out of water, trying to land strikes.
Dassler is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Chav looking to control and managing it successfully.
Dassler is looking to get to half guard.
Dassler is squirming around, avoiding Chav's attempts to control the action.
Dassler taking shots to the head.
Dassler is working to get back to half guard.
Chav controlling the pace for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chav lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Chav putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Dassler slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Dassler moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Chav controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Chav throwing strikes but missing.
Chav controls from within his opponent's guard.
Chav tries to free his leg and advance position but Dassler is retaining full guard.

Dassler looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Chav chips away with some ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Dassler is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Chav is aware though and is defending well.
Chav is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Chav trying to control the position from guard on top but Dassler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Chav won't allow Dassler to sweep him here.
Chav pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Dassler is keeping the position for now.

Dassler is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Chav rolls with it to try and escape but Dassler cranks on the arm and Chav is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:51 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Rudi Dassler!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Rudi Dassler made sure he mentioned Urban Fighter, along with how happy he was to win his fight.