PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Gilberto Chamba (ranked 2694 p4p, 58 weight class) and Cornelius Stinkhammer (ranked 20699 p4p, 139 weight class). Stinkhammer has chosen Ghost - Square Hammer as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Cornelius Stinkhammer is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Chamba
vs
Stinkhammer

194 cm
20
245 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

195 cm
26
261 lbs
10 - 10 - 0

Great elbows
Very strong

World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Gilberto Chamba!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cornelius Stinkhammer!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Daniel Bishop and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stinkhammer checks a leg kick.
Stinkhammer wants to counter with a clinch but Chamba pushes him away.
Chamba bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Stinkhammer's head backwards.
Chamba takes a swing at Stinkhammer's ribcage but misses.
Stinkhammer keeps the fight on the outside.
Jab from Chamba.
Chamba throws an overhand right that lands on Stinkhammer's shoulder, as Stinkhammer tries to avoid the shot.
Stinkhammer lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Chamba throws a head kick but Stinkhammer moves out of range.
Stinkhammer misses with a few strikes there.
Stinkhammer rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Chamba moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Cornelius Stinkhammer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stinkhammer throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Chamba has been working on his boxing with his coaches at House of 1000 Corpses in the buildup to the fight.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chamba misses with a head kick.
A swing and a miss from Chamba.
Stinkhammer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Chamba moves away.
A punch combination from Stinkhammer misses.
Donk. Chamba catches Stinkhammer right on the button with a cross.
Chamba fails in his attempt to clinch.
Stinkhammer swats away the attempt to clinch by Chamba.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chamba uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Stinkhammer has time to react.

Stinkhammer has Chamba up against the ropes in a clinch.
Stinkhammer blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Stinkhammer dodges an elbow strike from Chamba.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chamba.
Stinkhammer avoids the elbow strike from Chamba, against the ropes.
Stinkhammer avoids a wild elbow strike from Chamba.
Stinkhammer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Chamba lands a damaging elbow.
Chamba misses with a body punch.
Stinkhammer scores with a shoulder strike.

It looks like Gilberto Chamba has been cut.
Stinkhammer misses with a punch to the body.
Chamba misses with a hook to the ribs.
Stinkhammer blocking some punches.
Stinkhammer with a knee to the head.
Stinkhammer digs a right hand underneath Chamba's ribcage. Chamba let out a lung full of air as it connected.
We've been informed that Stinkhammer has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Chamba's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stinkhammer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stinkhammer on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chamba.
Chamba misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Stinkhammer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Chamba backwards.
Stinkhammer misses with a knee strike.
Stinkhammer on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Stinkhammer blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Chamba scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Stinkhammer lands a knee to the head.
Stinkhammer lands a body punch in the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chamba.
Stinkhammer with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Stinkhammer pushes Chamba back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.

Gilberto Chamba's cut is getting worse.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Chamba misses with a punch on the inside.
Stinkhammer lands a body shot.
Chamba is breathing heavily.
A right handed body shot lands from Stinkhammer.
Stinkhammer lands a hook to the side of the head.
Chamba throws an elbow that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cornelius Stinkhammer dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Gilberto Chamba's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Stinkhammer closes the distance and scores with a big combo that sends Chamba crashing to the mat! Chamba uses the ropes to get back to his feet and beat the count. The referee looks concerned but he's going to allow it to continue!

Chamba is still looking wobbly from the end of the last round!
Chamba throws a head kick that misses.
Stinkhammer throws a nice looking combination but Chamba bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Stinkhammer looks to land a combination. Chamba sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Oh Chamba is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Chamba looks to score with a jab to the body but Stinkhammer is just out of range.
Chamba seems to have got his legs back now.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Stinkhammer closes the distance and clinches.
Stinkhammer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stinkhammer blocks the elbow strike.
Chamba creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Stinkhammer's defenses.
Stinkhammer unloads a knee to the mid-section. Chamba lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Stinkhammer lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Chamba.
Still in the clinch, Stinkhammer scores with a nice short uppercut.

Gilberto Chamba's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Stinkhammer with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Chamba takes a shot to the head.
Chamba can't find room to land a body shot as Stinkhammer controls the action.
Stinkhammer lands a nice shot to the body.
Chamba takes a knee right on the jaw!
Stinkhammer using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stinkhammer throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Chamba blocks it with crossed arms.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Stinkhammer lands a good knee to the midsection. Chamba won't want to take too many of those.
Stinkhammer works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Stinkhammer lands a body punch in the clinch.
Stinkhammer tries to land a knee to the head but Chamba blocks with his arms.
Cornelius Stinkhammer seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Stinkhammer working Chamba over with knees to the body.
Stinkhammer misses with a knee strike.

The crowd are calling 'kneeees!' as Stinkhammer has the Thai clinch. Stinkhammer obliges, smashing a knee brutally into Chamba's nose and sending him crashing to the canvas! Will be beat the count?! 3,4,5,6,7,8...9... and he's up on 9! Wow, that was close! The referee takes a long look and is going to allow it to continue!
This has been an exciting period of action!

Stinkhammer staggers Chamba with a jab and knocks him down with a follow up straight! Chamba looks in trouble, will he beat the count?! The count has reached 5 and he's only back to 1 knee - it's going to be close! 6,7,8 - he's up! Just in time and the ref is going to let the fight continue!

Jeez, Gilberto Chamba's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Stinkhammer lands with a good body shot.
Chamba avoids a punch combination nicely.

Stinkhammer gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Stinkhammer tries to land a knee to the head but Chamba blocks with his arms.
Stinkhammer throws a knee to the head but misses.
Stinkhammer tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Chamba scores with a shot to the side of Stinkhammer's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stinkhammer scores with a shot to the side of Chamba's head.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Gilberto Chamba's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Cornelius Stinkhammer!
A relieved looking Cornelius Stinkhammer thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.