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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between David Tank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Ferg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tank comes into the arena with im a bitch blaring out of the sound system. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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205 lbs
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210 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Intelligent |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, David Tank!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Turd Ferg!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch combination from Tank misses.
Tank gets caught flat footed, as Ferg shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Ferg stands up and waves to Tank to follow him.
Turd Ferg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tank fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ferg manages to avoid it.
Ferg rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Tank moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ferg throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ferg seems to be stalking Tank here. He circles momentarily and then unleashes a devastatic head kick! Tank drops like a stone, out cold! WOW! Are you kidding me!? What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Turd Ferg!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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