PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Tohtori Sykero (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Inch Penis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Penis has chosen Pinchers - Bandolero as his entrance music. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Sykero
vs
Inch Penis

160 cm
18
160 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

179 cm
18
164 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Big heart

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Likes ground

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Tohtori Sykero!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, One Inch Penis!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Yasuomi Hirokawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sykero looks for a takedown but Penis sprawls well.
Tohtori Sykero seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Sykero gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Sykero wants to stand and escape but Penis is having none of it.
Penis pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Sykero is keeping the position for now.
Sykero looking to hit a scissor sweep but Penis is one step ahead there.

Sykero has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Penis can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sykero looking for a sweep. Not yet Sykero, not yet.
Sykero is trying to control the position but Penis postures up.

Sykero looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Sykero doesn't succeed with the takedown

and Penis counters with a shoot takedown. Sykero fights it but they end up in guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Penis passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Penis working away.

Penis thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
You can see the frustration on Sykero's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Sykero is breathing heavily.

Penis tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Penis has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Penis advances to mount.
Sykero is wriggling around trying to escape.

Penis has control of Sykero's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Sykero regains control of the situation pretty easily.

Penis wants to finish this one by submission but Sykero is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Penis.
Sykero knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Penis on the ground.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sykero working to try and regain half guard.

Penis goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Sykero is on top in guard.
Penis keeping full guard, as Sykero tries to pass.

Penis working for a triangle but Sykero defends it easily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sykero preventing the sweep.

Penis looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Penis looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Sykero trying to control but Penis is working from the bottom.

Penis is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

Penis throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Sykero passes Penis's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Penis gets full guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sykero stopping the sweep attempt from Penis.

Penis working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Sykero doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Sykero manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Sykero trying to control the position from guard on top but Penis is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sykero stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Penis swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Sykero has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Penis is proving hard to escape from.
Sykero might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Sykero trying to control the position from guard on top but Penis is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Sykero tries to clinch but Penis moves away

and Penis counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Sykero's guard now.
Sykero could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Penis works a leg free and moves into half guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Penis works his way into side control.
Sykero is trying to get back to half guard.

Penis looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

One Inch Penis dominated that round.
That's time! Sykero's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Sykero tries for a takedown but Penis circles away easily

and Penis counters with a nice double leg into half guard.

Penis looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

Penis is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Sykero is looking to escape.
Sykero trying to hold on to Penis's head to control him but Penis postures up.
Penis is breathing heavily.
Sykero is trying to stand up here but Penis is controlling him well.
Sykero works his way to full guard. Good work.
One Inch Penis has got the better of the ground game so far.
Penis pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Sykero is keeping the position for now.

Penis is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Sykero is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Sykero has escaped and now he's on top!

That's one minute gone in the round.

Penis is looking for a triangle but Sykero pushes his legs off easily.

Penis has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Sykero should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Penis has tightened it up now! Sykero should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). One Inch Penis!