PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Another Dud (ranked 6149 p4p, 0 weight class) and Conrad Von Dutch (ranked 7193 p4p, 0 weight class). Von Dutch has chosen "Deutschlandlied (German National Anthem)" by Joseph Haydn as his entrance music. Conrad Von Dutch will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Dud
vs
Von Dutch

190 cm
18
235 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
28
265 lbs
2 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Another Dud!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Conrad Von Dutch!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, James Glass and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Dud gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Von Dutch to score an easy takedown into full guard.

Dud looking for subs off his back but Von Dutch has passed one foot through into half guard.
Dud on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Dud tries to get out of the position.
Dud trying to hold on to Von Dutch's head to control him but Von Dutch postures up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Von Dutch has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dud can't escape the position.
Dud is working hard here to advance position.
Von Dutch landing strikes, looking to finish!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Dutch controlling the pace for now.
Dud is trying to reverse the position but instead Von Dutch has taken his back - oops!
Von Dutch should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Von Dutch has the hooks in. Dud is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
Dud is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.

Dud is looking to escape here. Oh dear - Von Dutch has locked on a rear naked choke here! Dud is tapping out! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Conrad Von Dutch!
Conrad Von Dutch opened up his post fight interview with a scream to camera that he wants a title shot! Whether he deserves the shot will be up to the management of the organization, so I guess he'll have to wait and see.