PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 3127 p4p, 400 weight class) and Gavrilo Djuretic (ranked 3502 p4p, 437 weight class). Pitakaka comes to the cage accompanied by my dick. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Pitakaka
vs
Djuretic

189 cm
41
217 lbs
29 - 28 - 0

202 cm
24
225 lbs
6 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
KO power

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 28 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gavrilo Djuretic!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Dillan Fox and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Djuretic closes the distance and clinches.
A shot in the inside from Djuretic.
Djuretic slows down the pace here.
A frustrated look appears on Pitakaka's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Djuretic fails to land.
Pitakaka wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Pitakaka tries to break the clinch but Djuretic is controlling the position.
Djuretic lands a nice uppercut.
Pitakaka is looking to break free of the clinch but Djuretic has double underhooks.
Djuretic throws a punch but it's blocked by Pitakaka.
Djuretic keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Pitakaka's efforts to push away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pitakaka working hard to break the clinch.
Djuretic scores with a nice hook to the head.
Pitakaka blocks an uppercut.
Djuretic throws a punch but it's blocked by Pitakaka.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Djuretic working aggressively here.
A short body shot lands from Djuretic as the two fighters clinch.
Djuretic doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Djuretic lands a hook that snaps the head of Pitakaka backwards.
Djuretic stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Pitakaka is trying to break the clinch but Djuretic is controlling him.
Pitakaka has Djuretic pressed against the cage.
Djuretic tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pitakaka's elbow.

Pitakaka breaks from the clinch.
Pitakaka connects with a solid leg kick.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pitakaka swats away the attempt to clinch by Djuretic.

Djuretic clinches with his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Djuretic takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.

Pitakaka breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Pitakaka misses with a double jab
and Djuretic counters with a right hand to the body.
Djuretic fails in his attempt to clinch.
Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pitakaka tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.

Djuretic closes the distance and clinches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Djuretic misses with a short punch on the inside.
Djuretic working aggressively here.
Pitakaka blocking some punches.
Pitakaka wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Djuretic swings away with an uppercut that misses.

Pitakaka's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Djuretic darts in and clinches Pitakaka up against the cage.
Pitakaka has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pitakaka blocks an uppercut.
Djuretic cracks Pitakaka with a nice body shot.
Djuretic swings wildly with an uppercut but Pitakaka uses good head movement to avoid it.
Djuretic has a couple of punches blocked by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka looking to slow down the pace here.
Djuretic misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pitakaka is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Pitakaka is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Djuretic misses with the head strike.
Djuretic prevents Pitakaka from breaking the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pitakaka.
Djuretic tries to work over Pitakaka's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Djuretic lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Pitakaka working hard to break the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Djuretic tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Djuretic lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Pitakaka backwards.
Djuretic prevents Pitakaka from breaking the clinch.
Pitakaka blocking some punches.
Pitakaka is trying to break free.
Djuretic lands a hook that snaps the head of Pitakaka backwards.
Djuretic working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Djuretic has Pitakaka pressed against the cage, preventing Pitakaka from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Djuretic misses with a short punch on the inside.
Djuretic lands with a left to the head.

Pitakaka escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Djuretic takes the fight into the clinch.
Djuretic throws a punch but it's blocked by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka blocks an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gavrilo Djuretic dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Pitakaka lands a high kick!

Djuretic fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Pitakaka, pushing him back against the cage.
Djuretic misses with a punch to the body.
Djuretic misses with a short punch on the inside.
Djuretic misses with some punches.
Djuretic lands a shoulder strike.
Djuretic has a couple of punches blocked by Pitakaka.

Pitakaka breaks from the clinch.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses.
A nice leg kick lands there from Pitakaka.

Djuretic moves into range and clinches up with Pitakaka.
Djuretic swings wildly with an uppercut but Pitakaka uses good head movement to avoid it.
Djuretic misses with the head strike.
Djuretic lands with a left to the head.
Djuretic has Pitakaka pressed against the cage, preventing Pitakaka from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Djuretic lands with a left to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Djuretic drops Pitakaka onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Pitakaka is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Pitakaka is rocked!

It looks like Elijah Pitakaka has been cut.
Djuretic creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Pitakaka's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Pitakaka drops to his knees and Djuretic pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gavrilo Djuretic!
Gavrilo Djuretic decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.