PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Doink The Clown (ranked 3509 p4p, 363 weight class) and Bruce Banner (ranked 4676 p4p, 457 weight class). The key to victory for Doink The Clown has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

The Clown
vs
Banner

190 cm
25
240 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

198 cm
23
265 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
Very strong

Good wrestler
Brawler
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Doink The Clown!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Bruce Banner!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Winston Alpacca and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Banner shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and The Clown counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
The Clown scores with a knee to the head.
The Clown landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Banner can't find room to land a body shot as The Clown controls the action.
A short right from The Clown on the inside.
A short uppercut from Banner.
The Clown prevents a body shot from Banner.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, The Clown creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Banner goes for a takedown attempt but The Clown pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Banner has his takedown stuffed
and The Clown counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The Clown has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Island Safe Space in the buildup to the fight.
Doink The Clown has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bruce Banner.
The Clown connects with the punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Clown lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Banner falls backwards - clearly groggy! The Clown dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Doink The Clown!