PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Tobacco (ranked 2676 p4p, 101 weight class) and Super Meat Boy (ranked 1378 p4p, 55 weight class). Super Meat Boy has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Big Tobacco's chin.

Tobacco
vs
Meat Boy

204 cm
23
277 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

190 cm
23
300 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Big Tobacco!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Super Meat Boy!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Anni Minnemäki and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meat Boy lands the left hand.
Meat Boy fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Tobacco.
Meat Boy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tobacco.
Tobacco seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Meat Boy looks to score with a jab to the body but Tobacco is just out of range.
Meat Boy cracks Tobacco with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Nice uppercut there from Tobacco.
Tobacco throws a front kick aimed at Meat Boy's knee but Meat Boy avoids it well.
Tobacco thumps Meat Boy with a low kick.
Tobacco chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Meat Boy can pounce on him.
Meat Boy comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Meat Boy walks forward, straight into a front kick from Tobacco.
A bone on bone clash there as Meat Boy blocks the leg kick.
Meat Boy throws a front kick aimed at Tobacco's knee but Tobacco avoids it well.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Some bone on bone action there as Meat Boy checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
A good leg kick by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy scores with a nice body kick.
Meat Boy walks into a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meat Boy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tobacco moves away.
Tobacco throws a leg kick but Meat Boy sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Meat Boy feints a counter leg kick.
Tobacco takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Meat Boy tries a head kick but it misses.
Meat Boy checks the leg kick.
Meat Boy tries to land a body kick
and Tobacco counters with a nice kick to the body.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Tobacco checks a leg kick.
Tobacco throws a low kick but it's checked well by Meat Boy.
Tobacco fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Meat Boy checks it well.
Meat Boy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Tobacco stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Tobacco throws a solid leg kick but Meat Boy takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Tobacco.
Meat Boy lands a jab to Tobacco's midsection.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tobacco takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Tobacco misses with a straight right.
Tobacco rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Meat Boy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Meat Boy throws a shot to the body.
Tobacco is breathing heavily.
Tobacco thows a leg kick but Meat Boy checks it
and Meat Boy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Tobacco swings away with a body shot that misses
and Meat Boy counters with a crisp right that sends Tobacco to the canvas! Meat Boy follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.