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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dick Army (ranked 230 p4p, 33 weight class) and Robert Munson (ranked 471 p4p, 61 weight class). Army comes to the cage accompanied by Dick Army. Robert Munson is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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200 lbs
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185 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
34 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Dick Army!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 8 - 3, fighting out of Los Angeles, Robert Munson!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Anthony Taglia and Alyssa Summers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Army looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Army lands a jab to the nose.
Army connects with a jab.
Army throws a leg kick that is checked
and Munson makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Munson chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Army can pounce on him.
Munson misses with a low kick as Army jumps back.
Army throws a looping overhand right but Munson ducks down to avoid it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Munson! But no joy.
Munson with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Army lands with a hook. Munson tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Munson misses with a looping left.
Army misses with a wild body shot.
Munson clobbers Army with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Army attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Munson looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Munson tries a head kick but it misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Army misses with a body shot.
Munson looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Army is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Munson.
Munson throws a leg kick but Army sees it coming and checks it nicely.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Army crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Munson - the referee stops the clock and Army gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Munson. Army manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Army tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Munson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Munson throws a low kick, looking for Army's leg but Army calmly moves out of range.
Army scores with a jab. Munson acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Army scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Munson misses with an attempted mid kick.
Army misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Munson checks a low kick from Army.
Munson defending well as Army loads up on a big left hand.
Munson takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Army throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nice uppercut lands for Munson. That snapped Army's head back.
Munson misses with a wild body shot.
Army dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Munson fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Army checks it well.
Army misses with a head kick.
Munson unleashes a big counter combination but Army bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Munson looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Munson throws a head kick that half lands.
It looks like Dick Army has been cut.
Munson throws a head kick but Army moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice straight punches there by Army. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Army.
Munson connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Munson moves out of range as Army throws a body kick.
Army throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Munson.
Army does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Munson misses with a head kick.
Munson takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Army scores with a jab to the body.
It looks like Army has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Munson connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Munson misses with a looping right.
Munson throws a push kick but Army slaps the foot to one side.
Munson misses with the body kick
and Army counters with a nice leg kick.
Munson works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Munson throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Munson tests Army's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Munson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Army tries to clinch there but Munson circles away.
Army just misses with a punch to the body.
Munson tries a quick counter leg kick but Army is wise to it.
Army lands a glancing blow to the side of Munson's head.
Army throws a push kick but Munson slaps the foot to one side.
A big left from Army misses.
Munson keeps Army at a distance using the push kick.
Munson ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Army scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Munson thuds his shin into the meat of Army's side.
A jab from Munson misses.
Munson sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
A slapping leg kick lands for Munson.
Munson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Army sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Munson slips a straight right by Army.
Army keeps Munson at a distance using the push kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Army feints and then cracks Munson's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Munson down.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Munson tries to work over Army's front leg with a kick but Army checks it.
Army misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Munson.
Army avoids the head kick by Munson.
Army tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Munson manages to circle out of the way.
Munson moves away from the strike by Army.
Munson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Munson's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Army connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Munson scrambles back to his feet.
Army has taken the fight to the clinch.
Army misses with a hook to the ribs.
Munson takes an elbow to the temple.
It looks like Robert Munson has been cut.
Munson blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Army.
Munson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Munson throws a head punch that misses.
Army pushes Munson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Army.
Army lands with a right to the head.
Army lands a hook that snaps the head of Munson backwards.
Munson blocks an elbow strike from Army.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dick Army dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Munson misses with a low kick.
Dick Army is winning the standup battle so far.
Army misses with a head kick.
Army throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Munson's head.
Army throws a body shot but no joy.
Munson takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Munson smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Munson on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Army tries a head kick but it misses.
Army blocks a low kick nicely.
Munson throws a sloppy body shot
and Army makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Army throws the kick towards the body but Munson avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Munson lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Army backs up against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A low kick from Army misses
and Munson counters with a low kick, right behind Army 's knee.
Army ducks under a wild hook from Munson.
Munson throws a front kick that sends Army stumbling back into the cage.
Army is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Army misses with a body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Army blocks a head kick by Munson.
Army throws a quick inside leg kick.
Munson feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Armys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Army swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Munson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Army is looking to counter with a body kick.
Nice cross by Army.
Army misses with an uppercut. Munson saw that one coming.
Munson fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Army checks it well.
Munson lands a leg kick that knocks Army off balance momentarily.
Munson attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Army uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Munson.
Munson lands a nice leg kick that just misses Army's sensitive parts.
Munson throws a leg kick but Army sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Munson moves out of range as Army throws a body kick.
Army tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Munson throws a right hand that misses
and Army counters with a left to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Munson throws a leg kick
and Army makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Army uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Munson has time to react.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Army wants to clinch up but Munson keeps it at a distance.
Army missing with a left hand there. Munson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Munson scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Army lands a really nice looking cross but Munson seems unphased.
Army smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Munson fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Army thows a body kick. Munson tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Munson on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Army. Army obviously looking to wear him down.
Army tries to clinch up but Munson circles away and keeps his distance.
Munson keeps the fight on the outside.
Munson blocks the body kick.
Munson throws a leg kick
and Army counters with a good, hard body kick but Munson shrugs it off.
Army tries to clinch up but Munson circles away and keeps his distance.
Munson steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Army pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Munson wants to land a leg kick but Army is out of range.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Army lands a head kick!
Munson shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Army lands with a slapping head kick.
Army throws a body punch but Munson moves out of range.
Army falls off balance throwing a combination
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Munson avoids the head kick by Army.
Army drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Munson tries to land a leg kick but Army saw it coming and moves away.
Munson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Army moves away.
No joy there for Army, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Army keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Army looks to land a left hand but Munson moved out of range nicely.
Munson lands a slapping body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Munson misses with a head kick.
Army is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Munson throws a leg kick
and Army makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Army is looking to slow Munson down with leg kicks.
Munson throws a body kick that misses
and Army counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Munson takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Munson misses with a hook. Army ducked under it nicely.
Army thows a left - swing and a miss!
Munson only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Munson misses with a low kick.
Munson thumps Army with a low kick.
Army tests Munson's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Munson misses with a body shot
and Army counters with a straight right hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Munson pushes Army away with a front kick.
Munson throws a front kick aimed at Army's knee but Army avoids it well.
Army blocks a head kick by Munson.
Army looks to land a left hand but Munson moved out of range nicely.
Despite the aggression on Munson's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Dick Army will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
A swing and a miss from Munson.
Munson throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Army lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Munson has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Munson and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Army fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Munson is out of range.
Munson on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Army misses with a head kick.
Army will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Munson moves out of range of the body kick.
Army throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Munson.
Munson tries a head kick but it misses.
Munson scores with a nice body kick.
Army lands a nice looking kick to the body. Munson takes a step back to recover.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Munson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Army backing away here, and Munson unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Army tries to clinch
and Munson counters with a good, hard body kick but Army shrugs it off.
Munson throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Munson throws a nice outside leg kick.
Good work by Army as he checks the leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A slapping body kick lands there for Army.
Munson scores with the left hand. Army knows he should have avoided that one.
Munson throws a head kick that misses.
Army scores with a jab to the body.
Army misses with a straight left.
A bone on bone clash there as Army blocks the leg kick.
Army misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Munson.
Army scores with a jab to the head.
Munson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Army tried to score with a low kick but Munson checks it.
Army tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Munson keeps the fight on the outside.
Munson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Army.
Munson is looking to score with low kicks.
Army swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Army blocks a jab.
Army appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Robert Munson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Army cracks Munson with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Munson fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Munson throws a sloppy head kick and Army moves out of range easily.
Army misses with a head kick.
Army scores with the left hand. Munson knows he should have avoided that one.
Munson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Army.
Munson throws a head kick but Army moves out of range.
Army ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Munson rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Army counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Munson has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Army scores with a nice head shot.
Army connects with a nice looking jab.
Army with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Army steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Munson.
Munson shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Munson avoids the head kick by Army.
Dick Army is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Army scores with a punch to the head.
Munson works the jab nicely.
Army keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Munson.
Munson throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Army stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Good leg kick by Army there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Army throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Good leg kick by Army there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A punch combination from Army misses.
Munson follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
A nice leg kick lands there from Army.
Munson takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Munson is looking to chop away at Army's legs.
Munson throws a front kick aimed at Army's knee but Army avoids it well.
Some bone on bone action there as Army checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Army moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Munson throws a head kick but Army moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Munson throws out a loose jab but Army uses good head movement to avoid it.
Munson throws a jab when Army was well out of range.
Army is looking to counter punch.
An inside leg kick lands from Army.
Munson blocks a head kick by Army.
Army misses with a body punch
and Munson counters with a thumping low kick.
Munson throws a front kick aimed at Army's knee but Army avoids it well.
Army swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Munson.
Munson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Munson misses with a body shot
and Army counters with a nice uppercut.
Munson blocks a head kick by Army.
Munson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Army throws a nice inside leg kick.
Munson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Army was well out of range. Poor timing from Munson.
Army takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A punch lands to the side of Munson 's head but he takes it in his stride.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dick Army showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Army has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 30:27
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dick Army!
Dick Army took to the mic after the fight and begged the organizational hierarchy for a shot at the title.
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