PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Kareem Dennis (ranked 1442 p4p, 185 weight class) and Baraka Obamacare (ranked 5362 p4p, 482 weight class). Obamacare is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Etnoscope - Odin's Kraft. This should be fireworks!

Dennis
vs
Obamacare

194 cm
32
170 lbs
13 - 9 - 0

185 cm
32
176 lbs
11 - 11 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Kareem Dennis !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Baraka Obamacare!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Stewart Dunkirk and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Dennis manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Obamacare on his heels. He'll look to pass Obamacare's guard now, I'm sure.
Obamacare can't keep his opponent in guard - Dennis advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Obamacare is trying to stand back up but Dennis is controlling him
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Obamacare can do anything to dispel that myth.

Dennis seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Obamacare is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Kareem Dennis !
A very excited looking Kareem Dennis rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.