PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Patriciano Pelosi (ranked 7476 p4p, 626 weight class) and Who Givesafuck (ranked 24212 p4p, 743 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Pelosi
vs
Givesafuck

183 cm
23
200 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

185 cm
23
185 lbs
0 - 8 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Big right hand

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Patriciano Pelosi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Who Givesafuck!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Cecil Peabody and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Givesafuck shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.

Pelosi kicks Givesafuck off and gets back to his feet.
Givesafuck keeps the fight on the outside.
Givesafuck circles away from the clinch attempt.
Givesafuck will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Pelosi's corner calls for a 1-2. Pelosi obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

Givesafuck throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Pelosi tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Givesafuck is in Pelosi's guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Givesafuck controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Pelosi trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
Pelosi is wriggling around but Givesafuck manages to pass to half guard.
Givesafuck is keen to just control but Pelosi is a slippery customer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pelosi has a hand on Givesafuck's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Givesafuck takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pelosi tries to reverse the position but Givesafuck maintains control.
Pelosi wants to hold on but Givesafuck pushes him away.
Givesafuck prevents Pelosi from getting the reversal.
Pelosi tries to hold on but Givesafuck pushes him away.
Givesafuck wants to control the pace but Pelosi is squirming around nicely.

Givesafuck jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Pelosi manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Givesafuck scores with a couple of short elbows.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pelosi looking for a sweep but Givesafuck has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Givesafuck controlling the pace for now.
Pelosi is in all sorts of trouble here.
Givesafuck looking to control but Pelosi is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Pelosi tries to lock up and control but Givesafuck gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.

Givesafuck is working for a guillotine from mount but Pelosi frees his head quite easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pelosi is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Givesafuck unloading with bombs!
Givesafuck working Pelosi over with strikes here.
Givesafuck takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Givesafuck wants to control the pace but Pelosi is squirming around nicely.

Givesafuck has control of Pelosi's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Pelosi regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Pelosi tries to hold on but Givesafuck pushes him away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Givesafuck trying to control but he's not successful this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Pelosi defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Givesafuck.
Pelosi wants to control but Givesafuck is having none of it.
Pelosi is looking to improve his position but Givesafuck isn't that keen on the idea.
Givesafuck takes Pelosi's back, avoiding a couple of desperation strikes from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Who Givesafuck dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Givesafuck connects with a right hand. Pelosi shakes it off.
Givesafuck keeps the fight on the outside.
Pelosi lands a jab to Givesafuck's midsection.
Patriciano Pelosi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pelosi throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Pelosi comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Pelosi tries to clinch but Givesafuck is having none of it.
Good standup being displayed there by Pelosi as he connects with a hook.
Givesafuck takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Pelosi is looking to clinch.
Givesafuck fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Pelosi avoids it really well and circles away.
Givesafuck waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pelosi.
Givesafuck closes this distance looking for a takedown but Pelosi circles away.
Pelosi swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The fight stays on the outside here - Pelosi looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pelosi is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Pelosi dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Pelosi connects with a looping right hand.
Patriciano Pelosi is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Pelosi is really turning it up, unleashing another crisp combination which drops Givesafuck like a ton of bricks! The referee dives in to stop the fight, saving Givesafuck from another fist facial!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Patriciano Pelosi!
Patriciano Pelosi decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.