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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lucifer Satan (ranked 694 p4p, 27 weight class) and Colin McLauhglin (ranked 1097 p4p, 46 weight class). McLauhglin comes into a darkened arena with his song building. What the hell are you waiting for kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Colin McLauhglin has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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288 lbs
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272 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 14 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lucifer Satan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Colin McLauhglin!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Paul Tew and Steven Brown.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Satan works the jab nicely.
McLauhglin takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Satan connects with a looping right hand.
McLauhglin looks to land a right hand but Satan moved out of range.
Satan lands a really nice looking cross but McLauhglin seems unphased.
McLauhglin throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
McLauhglin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McLauhglin uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Satan.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from McLauhglin! But no joy.
McLauhglin is looking to clinch but Satan is avoiding it.
McLauhglin staying out of range there.
Satan misses with a looping right.
McLauhglin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Satan.
Satan throws a leg kick that is checked
enabling McLauhglin to counter with a crisp jab.
Satan misses with a few strikes there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McLauhglin throws the left hand but Satan avoids the punch easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Satan swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by McLauhglin.
McLauhglin moves out of range of the strikes.
McLauhglin raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Satan listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
It looks like Colin McLauhglin has been cut.
Satan throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent McLauhglin stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Satan throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Satan just misses with a punch to the body.
McLauhglin now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
McLauhglin checks a leg kick nicely.
Satan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McLauhglin moves away.
Satan throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Satan jabs at McLauhglin's body.
McLauhglin misses with a straight left.
McLauhglin avoids a punch combination nicely.
McLauhglin looks like he wants to counter punch here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Satan throws a shot from downtown. McLauhglin moves away and avoids it.
Satan fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. McLauhglin looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Satan pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McLauhglin will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Satan looks to score with a jab to the body but McLauhglin is just out of range.
Satan avoids the body shot from McLauhglin.
McLauhglin is looking to clinch but Satan is avoiding it.
Satan cracks McLauhglin with a good jab.
McLauhglin with a lazy takedown attempt
and Satan counters with a nice body shot.
Satan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McLauhglin was well out of range. Poor timing from Satan.
McLauhglin unleashes a big counter combination but Satan bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
McLauhglin throws a head kick that misses.
Satan looks to land a left hand but McLauhglin moved out of range nicely.
McLauhglin let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McLauhglin slips a straight right by Satan.
Satan throws a leg kick but McLauhglin sees it coming and moves out of range.
A head kick from Satan lands but McLauhglin takes it in his stride.
Satan throws a hook but McLauhglin blocks it.
Nice defenses there by McLauhglin.
Some wild striking there from Satan.
McLauhglin throws a head kick that misses.
McLauhglin fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
McLauhglin throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Satan connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A thudding body kick lands there by Satan!
Satan loads up on a big right hand but McLauhglin slips the punch.
McLauhglin throws a jab but it's blocked by Satan.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Satan turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
McLauhglin gets a takedown into half guard.
Satan has one foot on McLauhglin's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McLauhglin has taken the fight to the clinch.
McLauhglin takes a shot to the head.
Satan's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
McLauhglin plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
It looks like Lucifer Satan has been cut.
Satan throws a body kick that misses.
Satan lands a body shot.
Satan misses with a hook.
Satan throws a low kick but it's checked well by McLauhglin.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lucifer Satan dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Satan lands a high kick!
No joy there for Satan, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A little jabbing left from McLauhglin on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
McLauhglin connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Satan lands with a right hand.
McLauhglin wants to clinch up but Satan keeps it at a distance.
Lucifer Satan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McLauhglin thuds a left hand into Satan's body.
Satan takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Satan throws a quick inside leg kick.
Satan lands with a nice combination. McLauhglin backs away looking to recover.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Satan fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Satan walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Satan misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Satan lands an overhand right.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McLauhglin throws a half hearted mid kick.
McLauhglin tries a head kick but it misses.
Satan turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Excellent takedown into side control there by McLauhglin.
Satan sneaks out the side door and pushes McLauhglin away - he's back to his feet. The crowd show their appreciation for the escape.
Lucifer Satan is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Satan misses with a double jab.
Satan throws a series of punches but McLauhglin moves out of range.
McLauhglin swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McLauhglin misses with an uppercut
and Satan counters with a left and a right that stings McLauhglin.
McLauhglin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McLauhglin thuds a left hand into Satan's body.
Satan thuds his shin into the meat of McLauhglin's side.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Satan lands with a good body shot.
Satan keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Satan scores with a jab to the jaw.
Satan lands with a straight right. McLauhglin didn't see that one coming.
Satan with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling McLauhglin to score with a decent uppercut.
Satan has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Satan there as he acknowledges the shot.
McLauhglin moves out of range as Satan throws a body kick.
Satan is looking to land body kicks.
McLauhglin wants to counter with a clinch but Satan pushes him away.
McLauhglin fails in his attempt to clinch.
Satan pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McLauhglin throws a looping overhand right but Satan ducks down to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Satan gets off balance looking for a body kick
and McLauhglin counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Satan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McLauhglin was well out of range. Poor timing from Satan.
Satan throws a series of punches but McLauhglin moves out of range.
Satan feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to McLauhglin's calf.
McLauhglin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Satan.
Satan misses with a leg kick
and McLauhglin counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Satan kicks McLauhglin off and gets back to his feet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Satan with a body punch. A glancing blow.
McLauhglin misses with a looping right.
Satan throws a series of punches but McLauhglin moves out of range.
Satan throws a poor cross that misses
and McLauhglin counters with a nice leg kick.
Satan scores with a kick to the body.
McLauhglin is breathing heavily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McLauhglin takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Satan. McLauhglin does a little dance to reset his feet.
McLauhglin misses with a body shot.
It appears Satan was looking to counter with a kick there.
McLauhglin dives in and scores a takedown into Satan's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McLauhglin postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
McLauhglin postures up in Satan's guard and throws a big left but Satan blocks it.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
McLauhglin connects with a couple of short punches.
Satan is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. McLauhglin presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.
Satan breaks from the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Satan cracks McLauhglin with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
McLauhglin takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Satan misses with a kick to the body
and Satan takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lucifer Satan dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
McLauhglin throws out a loose jab but Satan uses good head movement to avoid it.
Satan throws a sloppy head kick and McLauhglin moves out of range easily.
McLauhglin blocks a head kick by Satan.
Satan moves away from the strike by McLauhglin.
McLauhglin lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
McLauhglin scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
McLauhglin dodges the punch combination from Satan.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Satan connects with a right hand. McLauhglin shakes it off.
Satan cracks McLauhglin with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Satan misses the shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A shot to the body from Satan misses
and McLauhglin counters with a nice body kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
McLauhglin misses with a jab, cross combination.
Satan appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
A shot to the body from Satan misses
and McLauhglin counters with a nice body kick.
Satan uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McLauhglin.
Satan quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
McLauhglin sizes up Satan with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
McLauhglin scores with a spinning back kick!
Jab by McLauhglin.
Satan's jab looks to have found its range, popping McLauhglin under the eye.
McLauhglin throws a head kick that misses.
Satan is looking to counter punch.
McLauhglin slips a jab from Satan.
Satan ducks under a wild hook from McLauhglin.
A big right from McLauhglin misses.
Colin McLauhglin has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McLauhglin tries for a takedown but Satan sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Satan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McLauhglin was well out of range. Poor timing from Satan.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Satan swats away the attempt to clinch by McLauhglin.
A head kick misses from McLauhglin.
McLauhglin throws a poor cross that misses
and Satan counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Satan throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
An inside leg kick lands from Satan.
McLauhglin throws a sloppy head kick
and Satan counters with a solid body kick.
Satan throws a right hand that McLauhglin ducks under and follows up with a left that McLauhglin also avoids with ease.
Satan looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McLauhglin is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Satan.
Satan lands a high kick!
McLauhglin throws a leg kick but Satan sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Satan digs a good body shot into McLauhglin's ribs.
Satan throws a head kick that misses.
Satan avoids the body shot from McLauhglin.
Satan with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Satan throws a head kick that misses
and McLauhglin counters with a straight right hand.
Satan connects with a nice looking jab.
Satan misses with a hook
and McLauhglin cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McLauhglin misses the jab.
Lucifer Satan is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice uppercut lands for Satan. That snapped McLauhglin's head back.
Satan slips a jab from McLauhglin.
McLauhglin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Satan misses with a straight right.
Nice cross by Satan.
Satan displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from McLauhglin.
Nice shot by Satan.
McLauhglin throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Satan throwing a counter right hand but McLauhglin manages to avoid it.
McLauhglin throws a right hand that misses
and Satan counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
And that's the end of the fight!
Lucifer Satan showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Satan has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lucifer Satan!
After winning the bout, Lucifer Satan thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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