PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Noob Saibot (ranked 2898 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hershel Hasselhoff (ranked 2610 p4p, 0 weight class). Saibot's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, New York. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Saibot
vs
Hasselhoff

182 cm
39
178 lbs
40 - 20 - 1

180 cm
27
175 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Sin City Allstars

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 40 - 20 - 1, fighting out of London, Noob Saibot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hershel Hasselhoff!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Franklyn Lucas and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Hasselhoff gets tackled into the cage by Saibot. Saibot maintains the clinch.

Saibot escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hasselhoff is trying hard to land a takedown here. Saibot sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Saibot fakes the leg kick and cracks Hasselhoff in the body.

Saibot pushes Hasselhoff up against the cage in a clinch.

Saibot breaks the clinch.
Hasselhoff closes the distance and clinches up with Saibot, looking for a takedown. Hasselhoff pushes Saibot against the cage but Saibot circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Hasselhoff takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

Saibot forces Hasselhoff back against the cage and clinches.
A short right from Saibot.

Saibot escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Saibot cracks Hasselhoff with a right hand to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Saibot lands a big head kick that sends Hasselhoff tumbling to the mat! Saibot takes a step backwards and waves Hasselhoff back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Hasselhoff is rocked!
Saibot stuns Hasselhoff with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Hasselhoff is still on wobbly legs! Can Saibot finish him?
Hasselhoff looks winded!
Saibot fails to land with a series of punches.
Crunch! Saibot slams his shin into Hasselhoff's torso.
Hasselhoff seems to have recovered his senses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crack! Saibot connects with the perfect overhand right and Hasselhoff falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Saibot!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Noob Saibot!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Noob Saibot waved his t-shirt featuring Sin City Allstars's logo in front of the cameras.