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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thoreaux AssKicken (ranked 583 p4p, 87 weight class) and Mikael Brophy (ranked 425 p4p, 67 weight class). AssKicken comes to the cage accompanied by Winds of Change. The crowd seem to be enjoying Brophy's choice of entrance music: Metallica - For Whom The Bell Tolls. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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215 lbs
15 - 9 - 1 |
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185 cm
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205 lbs
20 - 5 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Thoreaux AssKicken!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 5 - 1, fighting out of London, Mikael Brophy!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Joseph Jones and Columbo Gatti.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
AssKicken misses with a hook.
Nice defenses there by AssKicken.
No luck with that takedown attempt from AssKicken.
AssKicken dives in for a single leg takedown but Brophy sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Brophy misses with an attempted mid kick.
AssKicken throwing a counter right hand but Brophy manages to avoid it.
Brophy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but AssKicken was well out of range. Poor timing from Brophy.
AssKicken will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Thoreaux AssKicken. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Brophy misses with a body shot
and AssKicken counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by AssKicken.
Brophy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Brophy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Brophy misses with a right hand
and AssKicken counters with a nice uppercut.
It looks like Mikael Brophy has been cut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
AssKicken tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Brophy was well out of range. Poor timing from AssKicken.
Brophy looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Brophy misses the jab.
As Brophy tries to get set, AssKicken tries to push him back and clinch up but Brophy manages to avoid the attempt.
Brophy throws a shot to the body.
A momentary lapse in concentration from Brophy enables AssKicken to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Brophy manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
AssKicken is pushing down on Brophy's leg trying to pass to half guard. Brophy is fighting to maintain full guard but AssKicken has managed to sneak the leg through.
AssKicken wants to pass the guard but Brophy is defending well.
AssKicken passes to full mount!
AssKicken with some aggressive grappling here, looking for the finish.
Brophy is trying to escape the mount.
AssKicken seems to be looking to move to his opponent's back but Brophy is holding on tight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken is working hard here to advance position.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
AssKicken is looking to take Brophy's back but instead Brophy gets back to half guard. Nice work.
AssKicken stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
AssKicken looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
No luck with that takedown attempt from AssKicken.
Crunch! Brophy slams his shin into AssKicken's torso.
Brophy misses with a looping right.
Brophy is looking to score with low kicks.
AssKicken changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Brophy tries to avoid it but AssKicken manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Brophy to the ground. Brophy escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Brophy stuffs the takedown.
Brophy throws a counter combo.
AssKicken shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Brophy pinned against the cage. Brophy gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Mikael Brophy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brophy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
AssKicken fails with the takedown
and Brophy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
It looks like Thoreaux AssKicken has been cut.
AssKicken tries for a takedown but Brophy circles away easily
and Brophy counters with a stiff right hand.
Brophy lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
AssKicken shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Brophy defends it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mikael Brophy dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
AssKicken drives through with a takedown into Brophy's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
AssKicken wants to pass the guard but Brophy is keeping the position.
AssKicken is looking to advance position but Brophy has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
AssKicken is working to get back to half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Brophy takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
AssKicken is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
AssKicken tries to improve his position but instead Brophy has taken his back!
Brophy biding his time, looking for the opening.
Brophy is continuing to stall.
Brophy controlling well, preventing AssKicken from escaping the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken looking very determined here, making life difficult for Brophy.
So, who will make the next big move? In this position it could be crucial.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
AssKicken tries to escape the position.
Brophy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
AssKicken rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
AssKicken tries to roll over but Brophy keeps him under control.
AssKicken wants to get back to full guard but Brophy has mounted him!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
AssKicken is trying to escape the mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mikael Brophy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
AssKicken takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
AssKicken tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Brophy swivels and escapes.
AssKicken on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Brophy lands with a nice body punch.
AssKicken tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Brophy swivels and escapes.
Brophy throws out a counter right but AssKicken avoids it with no problem.
AssKicken changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Brophy tries to avoid it but AssKicken manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Brophy to the ground. Brophy escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Thoreaux AssKicken. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A nice inside leg kick there by Brophy. That's going to slow AssKicken down.
Brophy fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but AssKicken is out of range.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Good exchange - Brophy coming out on top.
AssKicken shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Brophy counters with a thumping low kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Brophy cracks AssKicken with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Brophy has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning AssKicken to stand back up!
Brophy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and AssKicken has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
AssKicken shoots and misses
and Brophy counters with a huge left! AssKicken is in big trouble! He's backing up but Brophy isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save AssKicken from any more damage. A dominating finish by Brophy!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mikael Brophy!
Mikael Brophy bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
Thoreaux AssKicken was interviewed post fight and said 'Damn, I missed my flight. Sorry I was a mess for this fight.'.
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