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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Grime (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Huell Howser (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Howser has chosen Calilfornia Uber Alles as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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280 lbs
5 - 2 - 0 |
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280 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Big Grime!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Huell Howser!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Donatello Bradman and Skip Squint.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Howser swinging wilding here.
Howser loads up on a big right hand but Grime slips the punch.
Howser misses the shot to the body.
Howser slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Grime tries to close the distance and clinch but Howser swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Howser thows a body shot but no joy.
Grime slips a jab from Howser.
Grime misses with a head kick.
Grime throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Grime.
Howser looks gassed!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A good leg kick by Grime.
Grime throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Howser.
It looks like Huell Howser has been cut.
Grime tries to clinch but Howser moves out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Grime looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A chopping leg kick lands by Grime.
Grime moves into the clinch.
Grime tries to land knees in the clinch but Howser avoids the damage to the body.
Howser misses with a body punch.
Grime stalling in the clinch.
Grime landing some nice looking knees to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Grime lands an elbow inside.
Grime escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Grime with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Grime rushes Howser and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Grime manages to break the clinch.
Grime throws a head kick but Howser moves out of range.
Grime scores with a nice body kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Grime fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Howser.
Grime lands with a thumping leg kick.
Grime tries to clinch there but Howser circles away.
Grime misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Grime closes the distance and clinches.
Howser takes an elbow to the forehead.
Howser struggles to land a body shot inside as Grime controls his hands.
Grime pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Grime pushes Howser up against the cage in a clinch.
Still in the clinch, Howser scores with a nice short uppercut.
Howser scores with a shoulder strike.
Grime lands an elbow inside that Howser shrugs off.
Grime lands a nice knee to the body.
Grime throws a knee to the head but misses.
Howser tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Grime's elbow.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grime missing with knees to the body.
Grime breaks the clinch.
Grime looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Howser is fending him off so far but Grime persists. Nope, Howser circles away and we're back to standing.
Grime goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Howser moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Huell Howser is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Howser closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Howser swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Howser looks to land a combination. Grime sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Howser swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Howser misses the shot to the body.
Nice body kick from Grime.
Grime scores with a head kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Grime, right into the meat.
Grime throws a head kick that misses.
Howser throws a nice looking combination but Grime bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Grime slips under a jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grime looks for the body kick but Howser saw that one coming.
Grime looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Howser misses with a few strikes there.
Grime lands a head kick. Howser smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Grime misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Howser tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Grime throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Grime showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Howser.
Howser misses with a few strikes there.
Grime has a takedown stuffed.
Grime slips under a jab from Howser.
Grime tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Grime takes one on the chin but seems OK.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Grime.
Howser avoids the head kick by Grime.
Howser looks to land a left hand but Grime moved out of range nicely.
Grime slips a jab from Howser.
Grime throws a sloppy head kick and Howser moves out of range easily.
Howser takes a swing at Grime's ribcage but misses.
Howser fails to land with a series of punches.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Grime landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Howser throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Howser is working Grime over against the cage.
Grime on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Howser breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Grime scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Grime controlling the pace.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Big Grime dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Huell Howser's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Grime uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Howser.
Grime avoids the body shot from Howser.
Howser fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Grime manages to avoid it.
Grime tries to clinch up.
Howser missing with a left hand there. Grime was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Howser's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Grime has a takedown stuffed.
Howser swats away the attempt to clinch by Grime.
Grime tries to close the distance and clinch up but Howser swats him away and circles back towards the center.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Howser connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Grime's hands.
Grime closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Grime dodges the punch combination from Howser.
Howser tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Grime was well out of range. Poor timing from Howser.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Howser avoids a kick to the body.
Howser fails to land with a series of punches.
Howser misses with an uppercut.
Howser throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Howser swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Grime closes the distance and clinches.
Howser wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Howser tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Howser throws a punch but it's blocked by Grime.
Howser is looking to break free of the clinch but Grime has double underhooks.
Grime missing with knees to the body.
Grime lands a nice knee to the body.
Grime unloads a knee to the mid-section. Howser lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Grime manages to break the clinch.
A telegraphed right hand from Howser misses the target.
Howser keeps the fight on the outside.
Grime looks for a takedown but Howser sprawls well.
Howser tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Grime was well out of range. Poor timing from Howser.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Howser slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Howser pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Howser misses with a two punch combination.
Grime scores with a nice body kick.
Grime tries to clinch up.
Grime misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Big Grime. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Grime ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Howser throws a right and a left that Grime avoids nicely.
Grime moves out of range of the strikes.
Grime throws a head kick that misses.
Grime uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Howser.
Grime goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Howser throws a jab when Grime was well out of range.
Howser lands a nice hook to Grime's body. Grime takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Grime tries to clinch but Howser is having none of it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Howser throws a right and a left that both miss.
Howser stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Grime.
Howser tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A head kick from Grime lands but Howser takes it in his stride.
Big Grime is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Howser connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Grime is looking to clinch but Howser is avoiding it.
Grime fails with a takedown attempt.
Howser throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Howser misses with a hook. Grime ducked under it nicely.
Grime throws a head kick that misses.
Howser changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Howser moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Howser looks to score with a jab to the body but Grime is just out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Howser misses with a body shot.
Howser throws a lazy right hand but Grime sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A head kick from Grime lands but Howser takes it in his stride.
Howser misses with a few strikes there.
A telegraphed right hand from Howser misses the target.
Some wild striking there from Howser.
Howser takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Howser swings for the body but Grime moves out of range.
Grime dodges the punch combination from Howser.
Grime lands a head kick!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Grime shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Howser pinned against the cage. Howser gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Grime doesn't manage to clinch there - Howser circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Huell Howser will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Huell Howser's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. And we move into the final round!
Howser lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Huell Howser seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Howser just misses with a punch to the body.
Grime ducks right into an uppercut from Howser.
Howser looks to throw a body kick
and Grime counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Grime throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Howser avoids the head kick by Grime.
Howser throws a right and a left that Grime avoids nicely.
A swing and a miss from Howser.
Grime lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Grime scores with a kick to the midsection.
Howser throws a lazy right hand but Grime sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Grime has closed the distance and engaged Howser in a clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Grime blocks an elbow strike from Howser.
Howser keeps control of Grime as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Howser wants to break the clinch but can't.
Howser struggles to land a body shot inside as Grime controls his hands.
Grime landing knees to the body.
Grime pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Howser throws a looping overhand right but Grime ducks down to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Grime moves away from the strike by Howser.
Grime instigates a clinch.
Howser takes an elbow to the temple.
Howser on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A right hand to the body from Howser.
Howser lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Grime throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Grime crunches a lovely knee into Howser's ribcage.
Howser throws a knee to the head but misses.
Grime's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Howser wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Howser misses the shot to the body.
Howser throws a lazy right hand but Grime sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Grime rushes Howser and presses him up against the cage.
Grime landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Howser takes an elbow to the forehead.
Grime pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The fight stays on the outside here - Grime looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Howser lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grime closes the distance and clinches.
Grime missing with knees to the body.
Grime looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Howser working aggressively here.
Grime blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Big Grime has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Howser can't find room to land a body shot as Grime controls the action.
A looping hook to the body misses from Howser. Grime does a little dance to reset his feet.
Howser fails to land with a series of punches.
Howser looks to throw the jab but Grime is out of range.
Grime moves into the clinch.
Howser struggles to land a body shot inside as Grime controls his hands.
Grime scores with a knee to the head.
Howser has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Grime.
Grime misses with a knee to the head.
Grime using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Howser has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Howser works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Howser escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Grime uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Howser.
Howser fails to land with a series of punches.
Grime closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Grime lands in his opponent's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Grime tries to free his leg and advance position but Howser is retaining full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grime stands up from Howser's guard - Grime perhaps looking for a knockout.
Howser lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Grime circles away quickly and effectively.
Grime throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Howser keeps the fight on the outside.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Howser misses with a double jab
and Grime makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Howser really felt that one!
Howser takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Grime doesn't manage to clinch there - Howser circles away.
Howser fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Howser swats away the attempt to clinch by Grime.
Grime misses with a head kick.
Grime scoring well with a low kick there.
Grime avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Grime goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Big Grime is winning the standup battle so far.
Grime uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Howser.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Howser keeps the fight on the outside.
Howser has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Grime.
Grime tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Howser paws at him with a jab and circles away.
And that's the end of the fight!
Big Grime showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Grime has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 29:28
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 29:28
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Big Grime!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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