PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Devin Skrumbellos (ranked 319 p4p, 32 weight class) and Randy Curran (ranked 411 p4p, 42 weight class). Skrumbellos comes into the arena with CANT BE TOUCHED!!! blaring out of the sound system. Randy Curran has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Skrumbellos
vs
Curran

200 cm
35
276 lbs
26 - 13 - 0

193 cm
31
246 lbs
20 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Devin Skrumbellos !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Randy Curran!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Skrumbellos slips under a jab.
Skrumbellos blocks the body kick.
Skrumbellos was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
A jab from Curran does it's job there.

It looks like Devin Skrumbellos has been cut.
A thudding body kick lands there by Curran!
Skrumbellos scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Skrumbellos takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Skrumbellos takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

Skrumbellos is rocked!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Skrumbellos lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Curran has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Curran and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

Curran pushes Skrumbellos up against the cage in a clinch.
Curran misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Skrumbellos lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Skrumbellos has a couple of punches blocked by Curran.
Skrumbellos misses with a hook to the ribs.
A nice left hand lands by Skrumbellos .
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Curran creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

Devin Skrumbellos 's cut is getting worse.
Skrumbellos goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Curran.
Skrumbellos tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Curran scores with an uppercut up the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Skrumbellos breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Skrumbellos ducks right into an uppercut from Curran.
Curran digs a good hook to Skrumbellos 's body.
Curran circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Skrumbellos to the canvas! Skrumbellos doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Curran keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Randy Curran!
A very excited looking Randy Curran made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.