PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Khru Kang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Salman Khan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kang's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Goldberg Entrance Theme by WCW. Salman Khan is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Kang
vs
Khan

200 cm
23
260 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

220 cm
18
250 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent elbows
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Khru Kang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Salman Khan!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kang fails in his attempt to clinch.
Khan looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!

Kang drives through with a takedown into guard.
Kang slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Khan has momentary wrist control but Kang slips an elbow through the middle.

Kang is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Kang pushes down on Khan's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Kang scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Kang is taking a breather. Khan says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.

Kang is working for a kimura but Khan is defending it quite comfortably.
Kang with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Kang has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Khan defend it? Kang steps over the head and cranks it - Khan is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Kang!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Khru Kang!