PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Ham (ranked 5944 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bonesaw McGraw (ranked 7371 p4p, 0 weight class). Bonesaw McGraw is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Ham
vs
McGraw

195 cm
24
248 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

188 cm
32
237 lbs
9 - 9 - 2

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Cuts easily

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Big Ham!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 9 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bonesaw McGraw!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Cecil Peabody and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McGraw scores with a push kick.
Bonesaw McGraw seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fighters circle momentarily. McGraw darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

It looks like Big Ham has been cut.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
McGraw lands a left hand.
Still in the clinch, McGraw scores with a nice short uppercut.
Nice body punch from McGraw - that landed with a thud.
Ham is breathing heavily.
McGraw lands a hook that snaps the head of Ham backwards.

McGraw manages to break the clinch.
Look low, kick high! McGraw uses the oldest trick in the book to send Ham tumbling to the canvas, in a truly brutal knockout! McGraw is absolutely delighted - when Ham wakes up, I doubt he'll be quite so happy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Bonesaw McGraw!
A less than humble Bonesaw McGraw misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.