PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Chrono Lock (ranked 3106 p4p, 332 weight class) and Nivolumab Opdivo (ranked 2604 p4p, 283 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Opdivo's choice of entrance music: Bristol-Myers Squibb corporate anthem. This should be fireworks!

Lock
vs
Opdivo

182 cm
24
175 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

180 cm
24
186 lbs
8 - 7 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

Urban Fighter
Bullet Proof System

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Chrono Lock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Nivolumab Opdivo!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Ben Zyskovitsi and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lock throws a lazy uppercut

and Opdivo counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Opdivo misses with a hook from the clinch.
I was talking to Lock's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Lock fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Opdivo lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Lock backwards.
Lock looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Lock can't find room to land a body shot as Opdivo controls the action.
A body shot lands from Opdivo.
Opdivo lands a nice shot to the body.
Lock blocks a body shot from Opdivo.
Opdivo lands with a right to the head.
Opdivo lands a shoulder strike.
Opdivo blocks an uppercut.
Opdivo tries to throw a body punch but Lock avoids it by throwing Opdivo back against the cage.
Opdivo lands with a left to the head.
Opdivo looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Opdivo goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A left hand lands to the body for Opdivo.
Lock takes a shot to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lock works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Opdivo lands a right hand that snaps the head of Lock backwards.
Lock lands a hook that snaps the head of Opdivo backwards.
Opdivo struggles to land a body shot inside as Lock controls his hands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lock has had enough of the clinch but Opdivo keeps him there for the moment.
Lock scores with a nice hook to the head.
Lock misses with some punches.
Lock blocks an uppercut.
Opdivo misses with a hook from the clinch.
Opdivo tries to throw a body punch but Lock avoids it by throwing Opdivo back against the cage.

Opdivo pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Lock bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Donk. Opdivo catches Lock right on the button with a cross.
Opdivo bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Lock's head.

Lock is rocked!
Opdivo closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Lock out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Nivolumab Opdivo!
A victorious Nivolumab Opdivo thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.