PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ellen Degeneres (ranked 5865 p4p, 0 weight class) and New Jack (ranked 5430 p4p, 180 weight class). This should be a great matchup!

Degeneres
vs
Jack

198 cm
25
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

198 cm
23
275 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ellen Degeneres!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, New Jack!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Anthony Taglia and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Degeneres throws a series of punches but Jack avoids them all with ease.
Degeneres moves out of range as Jack strikes.
Jack missing with a left hand there. Degeneres was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
It looked like Degeneres wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
The fighters circle momentarily. Degeneres darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Degeneres is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jack.
A jab from Jack misses.
Some wild striking there from Jack.
Jack is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Degeneres takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

It looks like Ellen Degeneres has been cut.
Degeneres misses with a double jab.
Jack takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Jack's jab looks to have found its range, popping Degeneres under the eye.
New Jack seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jack misses with a jab, cross combination.
Degeneres throws a nice looking combination but Jack bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jack throws a head kick that misses.
Some wild striking there from Degeneres.
Degeneres walks into a straight right hand from Jack.
Nice defenses there by Degeneres.
Jack swings for the body but Degeneres moves out of range.
Degeneres is looking for a counter combo.
Jack throws a head kick that misses
letting Degeneres counter with a right hand.
Jack misses with a looping right.
Degeneres lands with an overhand left.
Jack thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jack looks to land a body kick but Degeneres moved away.
Degeneres will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jack throws a head kick that misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jack lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Jack lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Jack tries a head kick but it misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Degeneres misses the target.
Jack looks winded!
Jack throws a series of punches but Degeneres moves out of range.
Jack swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Degeneres connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Degeneres throws a right and a left that Jack avoids nicely.
Jack throws a one two combo.

Ellen Degeneres's cut is getting worse.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jack throws a combination that misses
and Degeneres counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Degeneres feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Jacks jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Degeneres.
Degeneres sizes up Jack with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
No joy there for Jack, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jack looks to throw a body kick
and Degeneres counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Degeneres lands a nice shot to the body.
Degeneres throws a monster overhand right that drops Jack! Degeneres follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ellen Degeneres!