PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joey The Dumbass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charles carlson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Dumbass comes to the cage accompanied by Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now). carlson has chosen souljacker as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

The Dumbass
vs
carlson

198 cm
18
255 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

180 cm
23
268 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Good chin

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Knockout power

MMA Pro Gear

Urban Vandal fight gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Joey The Dumbass!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Charles carlson !
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Paul Tew and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Dumbass looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

It looks like Joey The Dumbass has been cut.
The Dumbass doesn't manage to clinch there - carlson circles away.
The Dumbass shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with carlson but carlson pushes him off and we're back to square one.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
carlson misses with a wild body shot.
carlson throws a body punch but The Dumbass moves out of range.
The Dumbass shoots in but no luck this time.
carlson misses with a jab, cross combination.
The Dumbass shoots in for a takedown but carlson shows good takedown defense.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joey The Dumbass. That's going to take a lot out of him.
carlson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Dumbass manages to avoid it.
carlson stuffs the takedown attempt from The Dumbass. The Dumbass gets slowly back to his feet.
carlson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but The Dumbass circles away quickly and effectively.
carlson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Dumbass displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as carlson throws out the jab.
The Dumbass uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from carlson .
The Dumbass is looking to clinch but carlson is avoiding it.
The Dumbass tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
carlson drops The Dumbass with a left and a right! Oh, The Dumbass is hurt - carlson dives into side control looking to finish!

That's one minute gone in the round.
carlson scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh The Dumbass is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and carlson can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Charles carlson !
Charles carlson is the new heavyweight champion!