PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Ryu Faioanaka (ranked 8564 p4p, 0 weight class) and Drops Panties (ranked 3790 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Faioanaka
vs
Panties

185 cm
19
188 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

179 cm
25
193 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ryu Faioanaka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Drops Panties!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, John Roberts and Jorge Garcia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Faioanaka darts in trying to clinch
and Panties counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Faioanaka throws a sloppy head kick and Panties moves out of range easily.
Faioanaka with a poor takedown
and Panties counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Panties misses with a hook. Faioanaka ducked under it nicely.
Faioanaka uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Panties.
Faioanaka definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Faioanaka dives in for a single leg takedown but Panties sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Panties scores with a body shot.
Faioanaka tries to close the distance and clinch but Panties swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Panties stuns Faioanaka with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Faioanaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Panties cracks a nice hook into Faioanaka's ribs.
Drops Panties seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Faioanaka is breathing heavily.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Panties, as that shot connected.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Panties lands a right hook to the body.
Panties throws a monster overhand right that drops Faioanaka! Panties follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Drops Panties!
A very excited looking Drops Panties rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.