PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between UberThor Hammerfall (ranked 171 p4p, 15 weight class) and Black Guy (ranked 836 p4p, 86 weight class). Guy has chosen Prince of Bel-Air as his entrance music. UberThor Hammerfall could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Black Guy's chin.

Hammerfall
vs
Guy

180 cm
19
260 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

197 cm
26
275 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

ZZ POPS

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, UberThor Hammerfall!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Black Guy!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Peter Branson and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Guy throws an off balance right hand
and Hammerfall counters with a nice uppercut.
Black Guy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hammerfall throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Hammerfall looks to land a right hand but Guy moved out of range.
Hammerfall displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Guy throws out the jab.
Guy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hammerfall.
Guy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hammerfall.
Guy misses with a shot to the body
and Hammerfall counters with a stiff right hand.
Hammerfall seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Hammerfall moves out of range as Guy strikes.
Hammerfall defending well as Guy loads up on a big left hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Guy misses with a left hand

and Hammerfall holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Hammerfall misses with some punches.
Hammerfall lands a nice uppercut.

It looks like Black Guy has been cut.
Hammerfall tries to work over Guy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Guy swings wildly with an uppercut but Hammerfall uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammerfall tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Guy fails to land.
Hammerfall keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Guy's efforts to push away.
Hammerfall swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Guy misses with the head strike.
Guy tries to pull guard but Hammerfall forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Hammerfall as the two fighters clinch.
Guy jumps guard but Hammerfall turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Guy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hammerfall lands a right hand.
Guy fails to pull the fight into his guard.
UberThor Hammerfall has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Black Guy.
A right hook to the body lands for Hammerfall.
Hammerfall lands a shoulder strike.
Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guy fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Guy tries a body shot but Hammerfall blocks it.
Hammerfall misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hammerfall prevents a body shot from Guy.
Guy tries to pull guard but Hammerfall holds him up against the cage and eventually Guy drops back down to his feet.
Guy jumps guard but Hammerfall turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Guy is trying to break the clinch but Hammerfall is controlling him.
Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Hammerfall controls his hands.
Guy can't break the clinch.
Hammerfall swings wildly with an uppercut but Guy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hammerfall lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Guy backwards.

Guy is rocked!
Hammerfall tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Guy is still on wobbly legs! Can Hammerfall finish him?
Hammerfall throws a head punch that misses.
Hammerfall misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hammerfall swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Guy blocks an uppercut.
Hammerfall misses with a short punch on the inside.
Guy tries to throw a body punch but Hammerfall avoids it by throwing Guy back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Guy.
Guy blocks an uppercut.
Hammerfall tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hammerfall misses with some punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hammerfall misses with a short punch on the inside.
Guy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Guy seems to have recovered his senses.
Guy tries to pull guard but Hammerfall holds him up against the cage and eventually Guy drops back down to his feet.
Hammerfall tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Hammerfall swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hammerfall's elbow.
Guy tries to break free but Hammerfall pushes him back against the cage.
Hammerfall lands with a right to the head.

That has opened up Black Guy's cut even more.
Hammerfall struggles to land a body shot inside as Guy controls his hands.
Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Hammerfall controls the action.
Hammerfall unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Guy! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Hammerfall is unloading with more strikes now! Guy drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). UberThor Hammerfall!
UberThor Hammerfall retains his heavyweight title!
UberThor Hammerfall decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.