PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Humbert Humbert (ranked 743 p4p, 99 weight class) and Gilberto Simeone (ranked 1245 p4p, 151 weight class). Humbert kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Babylon 5. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Gilberto Simeone enters the cage!

Humbert
vs
Simeone

170 cm
28
185 lbs
17 - 5 - 0

188 cm
27
190 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Humbert Humbert!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gilberto Simeone!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Elvis Blanc and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simeone uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Humbert.
Humbert Humbert seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Humbert takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Humbert swings away with a body shot that misses
and Simeone counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Humbert tests Simeone's chin there with a solid looking shot.

It looks like Gilberto Simeone has been cut.
Humbert doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Simeone.
Humbert seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.

Simeone gets tackled into the cage by Humbert. Humbert maintains the clinch.
Simeone misses with a punch to the body.
Simeone lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A short right from Simeone.
A head punch on the inside from Humbert fails to land.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Simeone lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Humbert backwards.
Humbert blocks an uppercut.
Simeone throws a punch but it's blocked by Humbert.
Simeone has a couple of punches blocked by Humbert.
Still in the clinch, Humbert scores with a nice short uppercut.
Simeone tries to throw a body punch but Humbert avoids it by throwing Simeone back against the cage.
Simeone lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Simeone tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Humbert's elbow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Humbert.
Simeone swings wildly with an uppercut but Humbert uses good head movement to avoid it.
Humbert lands with a short shot to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Humbert.
Simeone working aggressively here.
Simeone softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Simeone throws a punch but it's blocked by Humbert.
Simeone prevents a body shot from Humbert.
Humbert struggles to land a body shot inside as Simeone controls his hands.
Simeone tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Humbert fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Humbert has a couple of punches blocked by Simeone.
Humbert lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Humbert works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Humbert blocking some punches.
Simeone lands with a short shot to the head.
Nice body punch from Humbert.
Humbert blocking some punches.
Simeone's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Humbert blocks an uppercut.
Simeone blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Simeone misses with some punches.
Humbert blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Humbert presses Simeone against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A nice left hand lands by Humbert.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Humbert misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Simeone.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Humbert.
Simeone blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Humbert swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Simeone fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Humbert misses with the head strike.
Simeone lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Humbert throws a punch but it's blocked by Simeone.
Simeone lands with a right to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Simeone.
Humbert tries to work over Simeone's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Simeone swings wildly with an uppercut but Humbert uses good head movement to avoid it.
Simeone has a couple of punches blocked by Humbert.
A short uppercut from Humbert.
Simeone lands with a right to the head.
Simeone lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Humbert swings wildly with an uppercut but Simeone uses good head movement to avoid it.
Humbert blocking some punches.
Humbert misses with a hook to the ribs.
Humbert digs a right hand underneath Simeone's ribcage. Simeone let out a lung full of air as it connected.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Humbert.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Simeone.
Humbert goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Simeone doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Humbert lands a hook that snaps the head of Simeone backwards.
A right hand to the body from Humbert.
Simeone looks winded!
Simeone swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Humbert lands a body shot in the clinch.
Humbert throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Humbert cracks Simeone with a nice body shot.
Humbert lands with a short shot to the head.
Humbert lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Humbert misses with a punch on the inside.
Humbert blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Humbert tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Humbert lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Humbert digs a right hand into Simeone's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Simeone's gas tank.
Humbert tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Humbert working aggressively here.
Humbert works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A nice left hand lands by Humbert.
Humbert misses with a punch to the body.
Humbert lands with a light punch inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Humbert.
Humbert cracks Simeone with a nice body shot.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Humbert lands with a left to the head.
Humbert misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Simeone misses with the head strike.
Humbert lands a hook that snaps the head of Simeone backwards.
Good body shot from Humbert.
Humbert lands a right hand that snaps the head of Simeone backwards.
Humbert throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Humbert scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Humbert lands a body punch.
Humbert tries to throw a body punch but Simeone avoids it by throwing Humbert back against the cage.
Humbert misses with a short punch on the inside.
Humbert softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Humbert.
Humbert is leaning against Simeone and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Humbert.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Humbert lands a left hand.
A nice left hand lands by Humbert.
Humbert lands with a short shot to the head.
Humbert lands a body shot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Simeone.
Humbert is working Simeone over against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Humbert Humbert dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Gilberto Simeone's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Humbert cracks Simeone with a good jab.
Humbert throws a hook but Simeone blocks it.
Simeone moves away from the strike by Humbert.

Humbert rushes Simeone and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Simeone tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Humbert's elbow.
Simeone blocking some punches.
Humbert lands with a short head shot on the inside.

That has opened up Gilberto Simeone's cut even more.
Humbert misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Humbert misses with a body punch.
Humbert working aggressively here.
Humbert misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Humbert swings wildly with an uppercut but Simeone uses good head movement to avoid it.
Humbert working some nice short punches in the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Still in the clinch, Humbert scores with a nice short uppercut.
Simeone tries a body shot but Humbert blocks it.
Still in the clinch, Simeone scores with a nice short uppercut.
Humbert misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Simeone swings wildly with an uppercut but Humbert uses good head movement to avoid it.
Simeone lands with a light punch inside.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Humbert blocks a body shot from Simeone.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Humbert blocks an uppercut.
A short left from Humbert.
Humbert working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Simeone blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Simeone misses with some punches.
Simeone fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Humbert lands a hook to the side of the head.
Humbert throws a head punch that misses.
Simeone misses with the head strike.
Humbert blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Simeone fails to land.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Simeone.
Simeone misses with a punch on the inside.
Humbert misses with a hook to the ribs.
Humbert scores with a shoulder strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Humbert.
Humbert lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Simeone is breathing heavily.
A head punch on the inside from Simeone fails to land.
Humbert lands a body shot.
Humbert misses with a hook from the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Humbert pushes Simeone back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A shot in the inside from Humbert.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Humbert digs a right hand into Simeone's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Simeone's gas tank.
Humbert pushes Simeone back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Humbert scores with a hook to the body.
Humbert working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

The cut above Gilberto Simeone's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Still in the clinch, Humbert scores with a nice short uppercut.

Simeone is rocked!
Humbert tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Humbert lands a right hand that snaps the head of Simeone backwards.
Simeone is still on wobbly legs! Can Humbert finish him?
Simeone misses with a short punch on the inside.
Simeone seems to have recovered his senses.
Humbert has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Simeone creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Simeone fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Humbert tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Simeone's elbow.
A nice right hand lands inside from Humbert.
Humbert blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Humbert works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A nice right hand lands inside from Humbert.
Humbert misses with a body punch.
Humbert blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Humbert fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Simeone blocks a body shot from Humbert.
Simeone's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Humbert throws a head punch that misses.
Humbert lands a right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Humbert scores with a shoulder strike.
Humbert has a couple of punches blocked by Simeone.
A short right from Simeone.
A nice right hand lands inside from Humbert.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Humbert.
Humbert lands with a light punch inside.
Humbert misses with a hook from the clinch.
Humbert lands with a light punch inside.
Humbert is leaning against Simeone and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Humbert pushes Simeone back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Humbert working aggressively here.
Humbert lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Humbert creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Simeone's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Simeone drops to his knees and Humbert pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Humbert Humbert!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Humbert Humbert waved his t-shirt featuring Pit Bull Development's logo in front of the cameras.