PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brandon Vee (ranked 253 p4p, 29 weight class) and Roger Tiddlywinks (ranked 716 p4p, 79 weight class). Vee comes to the cage accompanied by Da Mystery of Chessboxin by Wu-Tang Clan. Tiddlywinks has chosen The Seinfeld Intro as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Vee
vs
Tiddlywinks

190 cm
30
249 lbs
21 - 5 - 0

197 cm
32
265 lbs
21 - 12 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Sin City Allstars

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Brandon Vee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roger Tiddlywinks!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Jorge Garcia and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tiddlywinks throws a leg kick but Vee sees it coming and moves out of range.
Vee misses with a hook. Tiddlywinks ducked under it nicely.
Vee uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tiddlywinks.
Vee swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Vee slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Tiddlywinks throws the kick towards the body but Vee avoids it.
Tiddlywinks throws a jab when Vee was well out of range.
Vee has been working on his boxing with his coaches at ~T~ Troid - Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Tiddlywinks misses with a head kick.
Vee throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Vee moves out of range as Tiddlywinks strikes.
Tiddlywinks ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Tiddlywinks looks to land a body kick but Vee moved away.
Vee misses the jab.
Vee missing with a left hand there. Tiddlywinks was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tiddlywinks chopping away at his opponent's legs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tiddlywinks throws a half hearted mid kick.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Tiddlywinks moves forwards but Vee connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Vee throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Tiddlywinks looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Vee lands a right hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Vee misses with a body shot.
Tiddlywinks scores with a head kick.

It looks like Brandon Vee has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Vee rushes Tiddlywinks and presses him up against the cage.
Tiddlywinks wants to break the clinch but can't.
A short right from Tiddlywinks.
Vee struggles to land a body shot inside as Tiddlywinks controls his hands.
Vee misses with a hook to the ribs.
Vee lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Vee throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Vee lands a right hand.
Vee throws a head punch that misses.
Vee lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Vee throws a punch but it's blocked by Tiddlywinks.
Vee fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Vee lands with a short shot to the head.
Tiddlywinks blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Tiddlywinks wants to break the clinch but can't.
Vee throws a head punch that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vee has a couple of punches blocked by Tiddlywinks.
Vee throws a punch but it's blocked by Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Vee misses with some punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Vee fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Vee lands a hook that snaps the head of Tiddlywinks backwards.
Vee lands a left hand that snaps the head of Tiddlywinks backwards.
Vee lands a body shot in the clinch.
Vee lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Vee lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Vee lands a right hand that snaps the head of Tiddlywinks backwards.
Vee scores with a shoulder strike.
A short left from Vee.
Vee lands with a short shot to the head.
Vee is working Tiddlywinks over against the cage.
Vee lands a nice uppercut.

Tiddlywinks is rocked!
Tiddlywinks looks winded!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vee creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Tiddlywinks with a big uppercut! Tiddlywinks tries to clinch up but Vee pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Tiddlywinks to the mat! Tiddlywinks covers up and Vee unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Brandon Vee!
Brandon Vee took some time post fight to say the following; 'You are looking at one of the most dangerous weapons on earth, a black man who don't give a shit. And no one can stop me. Can you dig it? CAN YOU DIG IT!?'.
In defeat, Roger Tiddlywinks stepped up to the mic, saying 'I want icecream mom'.