PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Mike Tycoon A Cunt (ranked 6796 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jub Habied (ranked 24057 p4p, 0 weight class). Jub Habied is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Tycoon A Cunt
vs
Habied

167 cm
18
143 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

168 cm
20
145 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mike Tycoon A Cunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jub Habied!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Santiago Holmes and Bart Greer.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

A Cunt tries to keep at a distance but Habied has taken the fight into the clinch.
Habied taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Habied tries for a takedown. No joy.
A Cunt tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Habied smiles and moves away.

Habied has A Cunt up against the cage in a clinch.
A Cunt is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A Cunt tries to pull guard but Habied holds him up against the cage and eventually A Cunt drops back down to his feet.
Habied unloads a knee to the mid-section.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Habied scores a nice knee to the body.
Habied lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt A Cunt or not.
A Cunt is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Habied is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Habied softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Habied has hold of one of A Cunt's legs. A Cunt is fighting the takedown attempt but Habied gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Habied's corner is telling him to maintain position.
A Cunt trying to keep a closed guard but Habied is proving a slippery customer.
Habied wants to get up but he can't break A Cunt's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Habied must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Habied postures up.
A Cunt has his hands on Habied's head, controlling the position.
Habied throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as A Cunt works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Habied working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of A Cunt's head.
Habied missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

A Cunt working for a triangle but Habied defends it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A Cunt trying to control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

A Cunt is looking to cinch up a triangle. Habied throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to A Cunt's body to avoid the submission. A Cunt has instead reached around Habied's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! A Cunt arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Mike Tycoon A Cunt!