PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Carlitos Art Of Finishing (ranked 7167 p4p, 419 weight class) and Long Schlong (ranked 7029 p4p, 417 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Art Of Finishing
vs
Schlong

180 cm
25
146 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

178 cm
17
150 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Big heart

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Carlitos Art Of Finishing !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Long Schlong!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Roosa Järviläinen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schlong digs a good body shot into Art Of Finishing 's ribs.
Art Of Finishing tries to clinch but Schlong is having none of it.
Schlong throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Art Of Finishing stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Art Of Finishing tries to clinch up but Schlong circles away and keeps his distance.
Art Of Finishing swinging wildly here.
Schlong tests Art Of Finishing 's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Schlong thuds a left hand into Art Of Finishing 's body.
Schlong lands a lovely overhand right.
Art Of Finishing scores with a one two! Schlong had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schlong bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Schlong throws a jab when Art Of Finishing was well out of range.
A decent looking cross lands there for Schlong.
Art Of Finishing fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schlong lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Schlong lands with a right hand.

Art Of Finishing is rocked!
Schlong lands a nice looking body shot.
Oh Art Of Finishing is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Schlong scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Art Of Finishing seems to have got his legs back now.
Art Of Finishing throws a nice looking combination but Schlong bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Schlong tests Art Of Finishing 's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Schlong throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Art Of Finishing on the side of the head.
Schlong fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Art Of Finishing is out of range.
Schlong lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Art Of Finishing takes a shot to the body in his stride.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice uppercut lands for Art Of Finishing . That snapped Schlong's head back.
Schlong lands a nice shot to the body.
Art Of Finishing really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schlong connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Schlong ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Nice jab there from Schlong.
Schlong batters Art Of Finishing with a massive right followed by a huge left! Art Of Finishing is out on his feet looking like a zombie as Schlong lands a final crushing right hand to drop Art Of Finishing to the mat with a gruesome thud! Schlong is running around like a mad man after that fight and for good reason!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Long Schlong!
In his post fight interview, Long Schlong started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.