PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Danny Fuckboi (ranked 22542 p4p, 603 weight class) and Practice Test (ranked 4150 p4p, 396 weight class). Test is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: For your entertainment. Danny Fuckboi has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Fuckboi
vs
Test

198 cm
29
163 lbs
3 - 8 - 0

170 cm
26
154 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Danny Fuckboi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Practice Test!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Bruno Lombardi and Joseph Jones.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuckboi lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Test closes the distance looking to clinch
and Fuckboi counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Test takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Test misses with a series of wild punches.

Fuckboi gets tackled into the cage by Test. Test maintains the clinch.
Test stalls.
Test has Fuckboi pressed against the cage.

Test breaks the clinch.
Practice Test seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Test tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fuckboi swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Fuckboi is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Test.
The crowd cheers as Fuckboi lands an impressive looking overhand right. Test doesn't seem phased though.
Test tries to clinch there but Fuckboi circles away.
Test tries to clinch
and Test takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fuckboi shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Test sprawls well. Test wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Fuckboi gets slowly back to his feet.
Test tries to clinch but Fuckboi moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Test misses with a low kick as Fuckboi jumps back.
Fuckboi keeps the fight on the outside.

Fuckboi tries to keep at a distance but Test has taken the fight into the clinch.
Fuckboi tries to throw a body punch but Test avoids it by throwing Fuckboi back against the cage.
Test is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Test throws an elbow but it misses.
Test landing knees to the body.
Fuckboi working hard to break the clinch.
Test tries to land a knee to the head but Fuckboi blocks with his arms.
Fuckboi can't break the clinch.
Knees in the clinch landing for Test.

Test manages to break the clinch.
Test is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Fuckboi tries a head kick but it misses.
Fuckboi lands with a nice body punch.
Fuckboi wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Fuckboi lands with a cross.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckboi fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Fuckboi fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Danny Fuckboi. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Test throws a sloppy head kick and Fuckboi moves out of range easily.
Test tries to clinch up
and Fuckboi counters with a series of strikes. Test will be more careful next time no doubt.
Test closes the distance looking to clinch
and Fuckboi counters with a big head kick but Test shrugs it off.
Test fails in his attempt to clinch.
A quick step to the side and Fuckboi tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
A good leg kick by Test.
Test tries to clinch up but Fuckboi circles away and keeps his distance.
Fuckboi scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Test fails in his attempt to clinch.
Fuckboi throws a push kick but Test slaps the foot to one side.
Practice Test is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Test is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Fuckboi.

Test is rocked!
Fuckboi comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Test is still on wobbly legs! Can Fuckboi finish him?
Fuckboi throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Test misses with a leg kick
and Fuckboi counters with a crisp right that sends Test to the canvas! Fuckboi follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Danny Fuckboi!