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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between UberThor Hammerfall (ranked 60 p4p, 6 weight class) and Doink The Clown (ranked 2310 p4p, 212 weight class). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
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260 lbs
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240 lbs
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Good wrestling
Solid boxing
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Dangerous knees
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, UberThor Hammerfall!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Doink The Clown!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Winston Alpacca and Bart Greer.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Clown misses with a hook
and The Clown takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The Clown tries to clinch there but Hammerfall circles away.
Hammerfall listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Hammerfall has taken the fight to the clinch.
Hammerfall tries to throw a body punch but The Clown avoids it by throwing Hammerfall back against the cage.
Hammerfall avoiding damage as The Clown throws knees to the body.
Hammerfall blocks an uppercut.
Hammerfall working aggressively here.
The Clown misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Hammerfall.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Clown misses with a punch on the inside.
The Clown tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Hammerfall avoids it.
Hammerfall avoiding damage as The Clown throws knees to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hammerfall.
Hammerfall throws a punch but it's blocked by The Clown.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Clown misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Hammerfall.
Hammerfall managing to block the knees to the body from The Clown.
The Clown with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Hammerfall fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hammerfall lands a nice uppercut.
The Clown misses with the head strike.
The Clown's coach down at Island Safe Space was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on The Clown's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
The Clown using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The Clown using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Hammerfall has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Hammerfall throws a punch but it's blocked by The Clown.
Hammerfall lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down The Clown.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Hammerfall.
The Clown misses with a knee to the head.
The Clown misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Clown unloads a knee to the mid-section. Hammerfall lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The Clown with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
The Clown throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Hammerfall blocks it with crossed arms.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hammerfall avoiding damage as The Clown throws knees to the body.
The Clown throws a knee to the head but misses.
The Clown working aggressively here.
Hammerfall swings wildly with an uppercut but The Clown uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short right from Hammerfall on the inside.
The Clown lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Hammerfall misses with some punches.
The Clown tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hammerfall misses with a short punch on the inside.
The Clown with a knee to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Knees in the clinch landing for The Clown.
The Clown is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Hammerfall is defending well for now.
A head punch on the inside from Hammerfall fails to land.
Hammerfall misses with a hook to the ribs.
The Clown swings wildly with an uppercut but Hammerfall uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Clown working aggressively here.
The Clown has a couple of punches blocked by Hammerfall.
The Clown tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hammerfall blocks an uppercut.
The Clown tries to land knees in the clinch but Hammerfall avoids the damage to the body.
The Clown looking to throw knees to the head but Hammerfall is blocking nicely.
The Clown tries to land knees in the clinch but Hammerfall avoids the damage to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hammerfall struggles to land a body shot inside as The Clown controls his hands.
The Clown missing with knees to the body.
Hammerfall avoiding damage as The Clown throws knees to the body.
Hammerfall throws a punch but it's blocked by The Clown.
The Clown misses with a knee to the head.
Hammerfall misses with the head strike.
Hammerfall misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hammerfall swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The Clown missing with knees to the body.
Hammerfall blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The Clown misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hammerfall misses with a body punch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hammerfall.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Doink The Clown dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
The Clown throws a lazy right hand but Hammerfall sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hammerfall lands a head shot.
Hammerfall swats away the attempt to clinch by The Clown.
As The Clown tries to get set, Hammerfall tries to push him back and clinch up but The Clown manages to avoid the attempt.
The Clown takes the fight into the clinch.
A short left from Hammerfall.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Clown misses with a knee strike.
Hammerfall on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The Clown tries to land knees in the clinch but Hammerfall avoids the damage to the body.
The Clown tries to land knees in the clinch but Hammerfall avoids the damage to the body.
Hammerfall has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Hammerfall avoiding damage as The Clown throws knees to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammerfall lands a right hand that snaps the head of The Clown backwards.
Hammerfall swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The Clown trying to land knees to the body.
Hammerfall lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The Clown misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Hammerfall.
Hammerfall fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hammerfall managing to block the knees to the body from The Clown.
Still in the clinch, Hammerfall scores with a nice short uppercut.
Hammerfall tries to work over The Clown's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The Clown prevents a body shot from Hammerfall.
The Clown tries to land knees in the clinch but Hammerfall avoids the damage to the body.
Hammerfall tries to work over The Clown's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hammerfall.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Clown lands a knee to the body.
Hammerfall blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The Clown tries to land knees in the clinch but Hammerfall avoids the damage to the body.
Hammerfall swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hammerfall fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hammerfall scores with a nice hook to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A head punch on the inside from The Clown fails to land.
The Clown fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The Clown crunches a lovely knee into Hammerfall's ribcage.
Hammerfall swings wildly with an uppercut but The Clown uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hammerfall blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The Clown missing with knees to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hammerfall misses with the head strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hammerfall.
The Clown with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Hammerfall misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hammerfall blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Hammerfall misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The Clown tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Hammerfall avoids it.
The Clown tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Hammerfall avoids it.
The Clown misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Hammerfall.
The Clown tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hammerfall managing to block the knees to the body from The Clown.
Hammerfall misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hammerfall working some nice short punches in the clinch.
The Clown lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hammerfall takes a knee right on the jaw!
It looks like UberThor Hammerfall has been cut.
The Clown blocks an uppercut.
Hammerfall blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hammerfall lands a body punch.
The Clown missing with knees to the body.
The Clown tries to land knees in the clinch but Hammerfall avoids the damage to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Hammerfall fails to land.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hammerfall on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Hammerfall on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The Clown lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Hammerfall backwards.
Hammerfall lands with a left to the head.
The Clown trying to land knees to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Hammerfall.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Doink The Clown will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on UberThor Hammerfall's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
The Clown tries to clinch but Hammerfall is having none of it.
Hammerfall moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
The Clown is rocked!
The Clown misses with an uppercut. Hammerfall saw that one coming.
The Clown is still on wobbly legs! Can Hammerfall finish him?
The Clown misses with a hook to the body
and Hammerfall counters with a stiff right hand.
Hammerfall misses with an uppercut. The Clown saw that one coming.
The Clown misses with a hook. Hammerfall ducked under it nicely.
A jab from Hammerfall misses.
The Clown seems to have recovered his senses.
Hammerfall throws a jab but it's blocked by The Clown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hammerfall cracks The Clown with a right hand to the side of the head.
The Clown moves into the clinch.
The Clown scores a nice knee to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammerfall lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Hammerfall misses with the head strike.
Hammerfall swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The Clown using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Hammerfall has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Hammerfall blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The Clown misses with some punches.
Hammerfall takes a knee to the side of the body.
The Clown tries to land knees in the clinch but Hammerfall avoids the damage to the body.
Hammerfall blocking some punches.
The Clown misses with a hook from the clinch.
The Clown blocking some punches.
The Clown throws a knee to the head but misses.
Hammerfall pushes The Clown back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hammerfall takes a shot to the head.
The Clown connects with a knee to the head.
The Clown misses with a punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from The Clown.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Clown tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Hammerfall avoids it.
The Clown fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The Clown throws a punch but it's blocked by Hammerfall.
Hammerfall lands a right hand that snaps the head of The Clown backwards.
The Clown connects with a knee to the head.
Hammerfall pushes The Clown back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The Clown trying to land knees to the body.
Doink The Clown seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Hammerfall misses with a punch on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Clown throws a head punch that misses.
The Clown trying to land knees to the body.
The Clown blocks an uppercut.
Hammerfall softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The Clown tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The Clown misses with a knee to the head.
The Clown gets through Hammerfall's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Hammerfall blocking some punches.
The Clown looking to throw knees to the head but Hammerfall is blocking nicely.
Hammerfall misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hammerfall blocks an uppercut.
The Clown blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A shot in the inside from Hammerfall.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Clown missing with knees to the body.
The Clown with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Hammerfall doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hammerfall tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. The Clown obliges.
Hammerfall lands with a left to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Clown is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Hammerfall is defending well for now.
Hammerfall lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of The Clown backwards.
Hammerfall misses with a body punch.
Hammerfall misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hammerfall pushes The Clown back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Hammerfall blocking some punches.
UberThor Hammerfall has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The Clown misses with some punches.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Doink The Clown.
I've got The Clown winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight for Doink The Clown!
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight for Doink The Clown!
Judge Bart Greer scores the fight for UberThor Hammerfall!
Doink The Clown wins by split decision!
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