PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sparring Partner (ranked 3591 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dzoko Dzoker (ranked 2505 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Dzoko Dzoker was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Partner
vs
Dzoker

225 cm
29
300 lbs
6 - 6 - 0

190 cm
38
459 lbs
27 - 28 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Sparring Partner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 28 - 0, fighting out of London, Dzoko Dzoker!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Andrew Berry and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Dzoker fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Partner sprawls well initially but Dzoker persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Partner wants to get back to his feet.
Dzoker seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Partner wants to get back to his feet.
Partner tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Nice strikes from Dzoker there.

Partner is rocked!

It looks like Sparring Partner has been cut.
Partner flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Oh Partner is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dzoker content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.

Dzoker maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Partner could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Dzoker has cracked it and Partner is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Dzoker!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Dzoko Dzoker!
An out of breath Dzoko Dzoker thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.