PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Doink The Clown (ranked 965 p4p, 98 weight class) and Black Guy (ranked 970 p4p, 0 weight class). Guy has chosen Prince of Bel-Air as his entrance music. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

The Clown
vs
Guy

190 cm
27
240 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

197 cm
27
275 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Doink The Clown!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Black Guy!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Sandra Marshall and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Clown tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Guy was well out of range. Poor timing from The Clown.
The Clown blocks a jab.
Guy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Clown was well out of range. Poor timing from Guy.

The Clown rushes Guy and presses him up against the cage.
Guy throws a head punch that misses.
Guy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The Clown landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Guy has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Guy is trying to break free.
Guy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Guy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Clown lands a right hand that snaps the head of Guy backwards.
Guy tries to pull guard but The Clown forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Guy tries a body shot but The Clown blocks it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Clown.
Guy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Guy is looking to break free of the clinch but The Clown has double underhooks.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Guy has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics The Clown uses from the top position.

The Clown is sitting in close to Guy's body. Guy has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! The Clown is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, The Clown is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Black Guy!
A less than humble Black Guy misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.