PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jon Rudskogen (ranked 2420 p4p, 236 weight class) and Piss Moan (ranked 2605 p4p, 249 weight class). Piss Moan has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Jon Rudskogen's chin.

Rudskogen
vs
Moan

190 cm
20
190 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

207 cm
20
285 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Great low kicks
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Bullet Proof System
Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jon Rudskogen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Piss Moan!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Stewart Dunkirk and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rudskogen scoring well with a low kick there.
Rudskogen blocks a jab.
Crunch! Rudskogen slams his shin into Moan's torso.
Rudskogen dodges the punch combination from Moan.
Moan avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Moan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rudskogen.
Rudskogen uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Moan.
Rudskogen thinks about countering with a body kick.
Moan has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Rudskogen scores with a kick to the body.
Moan throws a hook but Rudskogen blocks it.
Rudskogen scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rudskogen lands a front kick.
An inside leg kick from Rudskogen misses.
Rudskogen throws a shot to the body.
Rudskogen connects with a body shot that sends Moan's belly button to the back.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Moan misses with a left hand
and Rudskogen counters with a solid body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rudskogen throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Rudskogen defending well as Moan loads up on a big left hand.
Moan misses with a straight left.
Rudskogen tries to land a front kick but Moan steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Moan steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Rudskogen. That one must have hurt.
Moan misses with a hook
and Rudskogen finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Moan misses with a lunging right hand
and Rudskogen counters with a leg kick.
Rudskogen misses with a body kick.
It seemed like Moan was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Moan checks a leg kick.
Rudskogen lands a nice looking body kick.
Moan swings for the body but Rudskogen moves out of range.
Crunch! Rudskogen slams his shin into Moan's torso.
Rudskogen feints and then cracks Moan's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Moan down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Rudskogen.
Rudskogen slips a straight right by Moan.
Rudskogen moves away from the strike by Moan.
Rudskogen jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Rudskogen tries to land a body kick
and Moan counters with a stiff right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rudskogen chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Rudskogen throws a leg kick but Moan sees it coming and moves out of range.
Rudskogen comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A swing and a miss from Moan.
Moan misses with a left hand
and Rudskogen counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Rudskogen misses the body punch
enabling Moan to counter with a crisp jab.
Moan misses with a straight left.
Moan is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Rudskogen.
Moan takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Moan avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Moan takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jon Rudskogen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rudskogen moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Moan checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Moan moves out of range of the body kick from Rudskogen.
Rudskogen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Moan was well out of range. Poor timing from Rudskogen.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Moan! But no joy.
Rudskogen looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Rudskogen throws a half hearted mid kick.
Moan might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Rudskogen feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Moan's calf.
Rudskogen ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Moan keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Rudskogen scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Rudskogen is looking to land body kicks.
Rudskogen keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Moan.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rudskogen misses with a body shot.
Moan closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Rudskogen throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Rudskogen swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Moan swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Moan throws a jab but it's blocked by Rudskogen.
Moan throws a looping overhand right but Rudskogen ducks down to avoid it.
Moan's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Rudskogen throws a low kick but it's checked well by Moan.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Moan throws out a loose jab but Rudskogen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rudskogen misses with the body kick
and Rudskogen takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Rudskogen throws a leg kick

and Moan counters with a crisp right hand that drops Rudskogen! Moan lets Rudskogen back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

It looks like Jon Rudskogen has been cut.
Rudskogen throws a push kick but Moan slaps the foot to one side.
Rudskogen throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Moan doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Moan swings for the body but Rudskogen moves out of range.
Rudskogen jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jon Rudskogen dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jon Rudskogen's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Moan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rudskogen moves away.
Moan takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A punch combination from Moan misses.
Both fighters circling a little - Rudskogen finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Rudskogen staying out of range there.
Rudskogen thuds his shin into the meat of Moan's side.
Rudskogen throws a front kick aimed at Moan's knee but Moan avoids it well.
A slow jab from Moan misses its intended target.
Jon Rudskogen is winning the standup battle so far.
Moan misses the jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rudskogen thumps Moan with a low kick.
Moan throws a shot from downtown. Rudskogen moves away and avoids it.
Rudskogen scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Moan throws a right hand that misses
and Moan takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Moan takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Moan tries to bum rush Rudskogen with a series of wild strikes but Rudskogen uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Moan misses with a double jab.
Rudskogen lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Rudskogen here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Rudskogen thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Moan if he has to take too many more of those.
Rudskogen connects with a leg kick. Moan looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Moan steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Rudskogen. That one must have hurt.
Moan looks to land a left hand but Rudskogen moved out of range nicely.
Rudskogen throws a shot to the body.
Moan with a nice cross.
A good leg kick by Rudskogen.
Rudskogen misses with a kick to the body.
Moan looks to land a right hand but Rudskogen moved out of range.
Rudskogen lands a nice looking body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Moan misses with an uppercut. Rudskogen saw that one coming.
Rudskogen seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Rudskogen is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Moan can do to turn this around?
Rudskogen throws a head kick that misses.
Rudskogen goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Moan looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Rudskogen lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Rudskogen lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Moan chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Rudskogen can pounce on him.
Rudskogen scores with a leg kick.
Moan misses with an uppercut. Rudskogen saw that one coming.
Good shot there by Rudskogen.
Moan throws a shot from downtown. Rudskogen moves away and avoids it.
Moan misses the body punch

and Rudskogen moves into the clinch.
Rudskogen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Moan's elbow.
Rudskogen goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Rudskogen lands an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Moan throws a head punch that misses.
Moan swings wildly with an uppercut but Rudskogen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Moan has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Rudskogen.
Moan goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Moan working aggressively here.
Moan fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Moan misses with a punch on the inside.
Moan lands a left hand.
Moan misses with a punch on the inside.
A short right from Moan.
Moan blocking some punches.
Rudskogen misses with a hook to the ribs.
Moan struggles to land a body shot inside as Rudskogen controls his hands.
Moan blocks a body shot from Rudskogen.
Rudskogen fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Rudskogen has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Moan prevents a body shot from Rudskogen.
Rudskogen trying to control the position but instead, Moan has worked for underhooks and has pushed Rudskogen into the cage.
Moan can't find room to land a body shot as Rudskogen controls the action.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Moan has a couple of punches blocked by Rudskogen.
Rudskogen tries to pull guard but Moan holds him up against the cage and eventually Rudskogen drops back down to his feet.
Moan misses with a hook from the clinch.
Rudskogen misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Moan fails to land.

Rudskogen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Moan throws out a loose jab but Rudskogen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Moan throws an off balance right hand
and Rudskogen counters with a nice leg kick.
Rudskogen throws a hook to the side of Moan's head but Moan sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Moan misses with a lunging right hand
and Rudskogen counters with a nice leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Moan takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Rudskogen is looking to wear down Moan with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Rudskogen goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

Moan lands a big right hand that sends Rudskogen crashing to the mat! Moan stays standing though and waves Rudskogen back to his feet!
Rudskogen misses with a body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Jon Rudskogen will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jon Rudskogen's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Moan walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Rudskogen drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Moan swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Rudskogen's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Piss Moan!
A victorious Piss Moan thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.