PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Noddy Holder (ranked 2313 p4p, 111 weight class) and Chizzled Abs (ranked 5332 p4p, 218 weight class). Holder comes to the cage accompanied by The loudest voice in Tycoon.. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Holder
vs
Abs

164 cm
20
142 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

160 cm
20
130 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Noddy Holder!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Chizzled Abs!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Stewart Dunkirk and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Abs clinches.
Abs misses with a knee strike.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Holder just misses with a elbow thrown towards Abs's brow.
Holder blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Holder lands a damaging elbow.

It looks like Chizzled Abs has been cut.
Holder pushes off an throws an elbow but Abs leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Abs with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Abs takes an elbow to the forehead.
Abs tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Holder avoids it.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Abs can't find room to land a body shot as Holder controls the action.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Abs with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Holder looks to throw an elbow but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Holder lands an elbow just above Abs 's eye.
Abs tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Abs looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Abs takes an elbow to the forehead.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Holder.
Abs lands a damaging elbow.
Holder looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Abs with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Holder on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Nice body punch from Holder - that landed with a thud.
Holder lands a damaging elbow.

That has opened up Chizzled Abs's cut even more.
Abs swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Abs swings wildly with an uppercut but Holder uses good head movement to avoid it.
Abs tries a knee to the head but Holder blocks it.
Abs lands a body punch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Holder just misses with a elbow thrown towards Abs's brow.
Holder lands an elbow that stopped Abs in his tracks for a moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Abs looking to throw knees to the head but Holder is blocking nicely.
Abs using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Holder has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Holder pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Holder.

The cut above Chizzled Abs's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Holder lands an elbow just above Abs 's eye.
Abs just leaning against Holder, taking a breather.
Holder creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Holder missing with knees to the body.
Holder blocks an elbow strike.
Holder throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Abss head.
Holder misses with an elbow over the top.
Holder lands an elbow inside.
Abs throws a punch but it's blocked by Holder.
Knees in the clinch landing for Abs.
Abs can't find room to land a body shot as Holder controls the action.
Abs throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Holder blocks it with crossed arms.
Holder looks to throw an elbow but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holder throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Abs blocks an elbow strike.
A short right from Holder.

Chizzled Abs's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Abs tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Holder's elbow.
Abs misses with an elbow strike.
Abs misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Holder.
Nice elbow from Holder.
Abs misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Holder.
Abs lands a knee to the body.
Abs blocks the elbow strike.
Abs is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Holder is defending well for now.
Abs misses with a knee strike.
Holder lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Chizzled Abs's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Noddy Holder!
After winning the bout, Noddy Holder thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.