PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Mike Tycoon A Cunt (ranked 6986 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jahn (ranked 24096 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Tycoon A Cunt
vs
Jahn

167 cm
19
143 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

164 cm
18
134 lbs
0 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mike Tycoon A Cunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ron Jahn!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Kenichi Hosakawa and Sosuke Kotani.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A Cunt dips to his left and cracks Jahn with an uppercut!

A Cunt fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Jahn, pushing him back against the cage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.

Jahn decides to pull guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Jahn keeping moving, preventing A Cunt from controlling successfully.
Jahn preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
A Cunt is pushing down on Jahn's leg trying to pass to half guard. Jahn is fighting to maintain full guard but A Cunt has managed to sneak the leg through.
A Cunt stops Jahn from getting back to his feet.
Jahn is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Jahn can do anything to dispel that myth.
A Cunt prevents Jahn from improving his position.

A Cunt is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A Cunt drops an elbow to the side of Jahn's head.
Jahn is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
A Cunt scoring with strikes to the body and head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A Cunt passes to side control.
Jahn seems a little lost for a moment, as A Cunt dominates the positioning.
Jahn taking punishment in the form of punches.

A Cunt tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
A Cunt advances to full mount.
Jahn tries to lock up and control but A Cunt gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Jahn is in all sorts of trouble here.
A Cunt looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
A Cunt dominating with strikes here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A Cunt unloading with bombs!
A Cunt tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
A Cunt lands with some strikes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jahn tries to buck A Cunt off but he can't manage it.
A Cunt lands with some strikes.
A Cunt trying to control but Jahn is having none of it.
A Cunt raining down shots from the mount!
A Cunt has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
A Cunt tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Jahn really trying hard to get back to half guard here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A Cunt with shots to the head and body - Jahn looks very uncomfortable down there.
Jahn is in a horrible position here. A Cunt smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.

A Cunt quickly switches position and commits to an armbar! It's a big risk for A Cunt but it's paid off an Jahn is forced to tap! Nice work by A Cunt.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Mike Tycoon A Cunt!