PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between faggy mcfagerson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and George Laddy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). George Laddy is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

mcfagerson
vs
Laddy

225 cm
22
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
18
260 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, faggy mcfagerson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, George Laddy!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Thiago Cunha and Paulo Santos.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
mcfagerson doesn't manage to clinch there - Laddy circles away.
Laddy looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Laddy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

mcfagerson closes the distance and clinches.
mcfagerson scores with a shot to the side of Laddy's head.
Laddy tries for a takedown but mcfagerson manages to get underhooks.
Laddy should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
mcfagerson lands a left hand.
mcfagerson lands a nice uppercut.
A right hand to the body from mcfagerson.
mcfagerson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Nice body punch from mcfagerson.
mcfagerson lands a shoulder strike.

It looks like George Laddy has been cut.
A body shot lands from mcfagerson.
Nice body punch from mcfagerson.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A right handed body shot lands from mcfagerson.
mcfagerson lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
mcfagerson lands a body shot.
mcfagerson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
mcfagerson gets through Laddy's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
mcfagerson lands a shot to the body.
mcfagerson lands a body shot in the clinch.
mcfagerson lands with a short shot to the head.
A right hand to the body from mcfagerson.
A body shot lands from mcfagerson.
mcfagerson scores with a hook to the body.
mcfagerson lands a body punch.
Nice body punch from mcfagerson - that landed with a thud.
A quick uppercut on the inside from mcfagerson.
mcfagerson lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from mcfagerson.

Laddy is rocked!
mcfagerson lands a body shot.
Laddy is still on wobbly legs! Can mcfagerson finish him?
mcfagerson lands a body punch in the clinch.
mcfagerson lands a nice shot to the body.
Laddy seems to have recovered his senses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Laddy fails to pull guard.
mcfagerson scores with a shot to the side of Laddy's head.
mcfagerson lands a nice shot to the body.
Laddy is trying to break free.
A short uppercut from mcfagerson.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from mcfagerson.
mcfagerson pushes Laddy back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A right hand to the body from mcfagerson.
Laddy wants to get back to striking at distance but mcfagerson won't allow it.
mcfagerson lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A right hand to the body from mcfagerson.
A short uppercut from mcfagerson.
Laddy tries to stall but mcfagerson uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
mcfagerson works on Laddy's body with a couple of short punches.
A left hand lands to the body for mcfagerson.
mcfagerson works on Laddy's body with a couple of short punches.
Laddy tries to stall but mcfagerson uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
mcfagerson lands a hook to the side of the head.
mcfagerson lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Laddy backwards.
mcfagerson lands a nice shot to the body.
Laddy wants a takedown but no success here.
faggy mcfagerson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of George Laddy.
A right hook to the body lands for mcfagerson.
A right hook to the body lands for mcfagerson.
mcfagerson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Nice body punch from mcfagerson.
mcfagerson works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Laddy trying to stall but mcfagerson improves his position.
mcfagerson misses with a hook to the ribs.
mcfagerson tries a body shot but Laddy blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
mcfagerson tries a body shot but Laddy blocks it.
mcfagerson cracks Laddy with a nice body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
mcfagerson scores with a nice hook to the head.
Laddy wants to break free but mcfagerson has control.
mcfagerson lands a nice shot to the body.
mcfagerson lands a shot to the body.
mcfagerson works on Laddy's body with a couple of short punches.
A nice right hand lands inside from mcfagerson.
mcfagerson cracks Laddy with a nice body shot.
mcfagerson scores with a nice hook to the head.
A short body shot lands from mcfagerson as the two fighters clinch.
mcfagerson cracks Laddy with a nice body shot.
mcfagerson scores with a nice hook to the head.
mcfagerson misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Laddy.
mcfagerson lands a body shot in the clinch.
mcfagerson lands with a light punch inside.
A shot in the inside from mcfagerson.
mcfagerson lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Laddy or not.
Nice body punch from mcfagerson.
Good body shot from mcfagerson.
mcfagerson cracks Laddy with a nice body shot.
Laddy tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. mcfagerson just stands there and leans against the cage.
mcfagerson softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A right hand to the body from mcfagerson.
mcfagerson gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Laddy.
mcfagerson lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short uppercut from mcfagerson.
Good body shot from mcfagerson.
mcfagerson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
mcfagerson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Laddy jumps guard but mcfagerson stands there with Laddy around his waist. Laddy gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
mcfagerson lands with a light punch inside.
Laddy has had enough of the clinch but mcfagerson keeps him there for the moment.
mcfagerson scores with a hook to the body.
A body shot lands from mcfagerson.
mcfagerson lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short body shot lands from Laddy as the two fighters clinch.
Laddy is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
mcfagerson lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Laddy or not.
mcfagerson gets underhooks to prevent Laddy's takedown attempt.
mcfagerson prevents Laddy from breaking the clinch.
A hook to the body from mcfagerson.
Laddy changes levels and goes for a takedown here. mcfagerson fights it off and pushes away nicely.
mcfagerson doesn't manage to clinch there - Laddy circles away.
mcfagerson doesn't manage to clinch there - Laddy circles away.
mcfagerson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Laddy throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around mcfagerson's waist but mcfagerson gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Laddy off to one side.

mcfagerson has taken the fight to the clinch.
mcfagerson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A short body shot lands from mcfagerson as the two fighters clinch.
Laddy tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
mcfagerson cracks Laddy with a nice body shot.
Nice body punch from mcfagerson - that landed with a thud.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right from mcfagerson on the inside.
A shot in the inside from mcfagerson.
mcfagerson lands a nice uppercut.
A hook to the body from mcfagerson.
mcfagerson lands a big right hand that drops Laddy! The killer instinct kicks in and mcfagerson finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by mcfagerson!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). faggy mcfagerson!