PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Stettin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brick Bazooka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Stettin might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to The Weapon They Fear. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Stettin
vs
Bazooka

215 cm
22
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

200 cm
20
300 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Prefers ground

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Cheat Fightwear
Combat Pro Design

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Patrick Stettin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Brick Bazooka!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Hugh Johnson and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stettin shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Bazooka pinned against the cage. Bazooka gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.

Stettin closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Bazooka to the mat! Bazooka manages to get full guard.

Bazooka working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Stettin doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Stettin manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Bazooka working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Stettin.
Bazooka lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Stettin!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stettin is looking to improve his position but Bazooka isn't that keen on the idea.
A nice elbow there by Bazooka.
Stettin is squirming around, avoiding Bazooka's attempts to control the action.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stettin working to try and regain half guard.
Stettin on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Stettin tries to get out of the position.
Bazooka tries to control but Stettin wriggling away.
Bazooka connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Stettin is in all sorts of trouble here.
Stettin is working hard here to advance position.
Bazooka lands a big elbow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stettin is looking to improve his position but Bazooka isn't that keen on the idea.
Bazooka landing strikes from the mount.
Bazooka controlling from mount.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Stettin tries to reverse the position but Bazooka maintains control.
Stettin tries to hold on but Bazooka postures up.
Bazooka trying to control but Stettin is having none of it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bazooka lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.

Bazooka jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Stettin manages to avoid the submission attempt.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stettin is not content to let Bazooka control the position.
Stettin is looking to reverse the position.
Bazooka tries to stand but Stettin is controlling his head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stettin trying his best to control but Bazooka has mounted him.
Stettin manages to control the position for a moment.
Bazooka controlling his opponent.
Stettin wants to control but Bazooka is having none of it.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bazooka prevents Stettin from getting the reversal.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Bazooka dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Stettin fails to land the takedown.
Stettin takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
No joy there for Bazooka, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Stettin on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bazooka. Bazooka obviously looking to wear him down.
Patrick Stettin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bazooka doesn't succeed with the takedown

and Stettin counters with a single leg into guard. Bazooka didn't expect that.
Bazooka controls Stettin momentarily but Stettin frees himself.
Bazooka managing to control the position.

Bazooka is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Bazooka is trying to break free.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bazooka is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Bazooka wants to break free but Stettin has control.
Bazooka has had enough of the clinch but Stettin keeps him there for the moment.
Bazooka wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Stettin drops down looking for an ankle pick but Bazooka pulls his leg out and moves away.
Bazooka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Stettin with a lazy takedown attempt
and Bazooka counters with a nice body kick.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Patrick Stettin. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Bazooka closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Bazooka seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Stettin does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

Bazooka decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up.
Bazooka throws a head kick that Stettin semi-blocks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bazooka tries a head kick but it misses.

Stettin drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Stettin tries to advance to mount but Bazooka denies him.
Stettin wants to lay and pray for a moment but Bazooka keeps working.
Bazooka is pushing Stettin's head away, looking to escape. Stettin manages to hold on to the position though.
Stettin laying and praying for a moment but Bazooka takes advantage and regains half guard.

Stettin seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Bazooka is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:03 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Patrick Stettin!