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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Alexei Anatoly (ranked 7964 p4p, 587 weight class) and Jammy Ouchieface (ranked 7063 p4p, 551 weight class). Ouchieface comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Roses Really Smell Like Poopoo kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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185 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
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BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Alexei Anatoly!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jammy Ouchieface!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Ivan Kurochkin and Vladimir Khabensky.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch combination from Anatoly misses.
Ouchieface has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Anatoly is landing a low percentage of strikes.
A big right from Anatoly misses.
Anatoly sets himself, and Ouchieface steps forward looking for the clinch! Anatoly avoids it this time.
Ouchieface shoots in but no luck this time.
Anatoly fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ouchieface manages to avoid it.
Ouchieface shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Anatoly sprawls well. Anatoly wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Ouchieface gets slowly back to his feet.
Horrible takedown attempt by Ouchieface or perhaps it was just good defense by Anatoly, which made it look bad.
Anatoly swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Alexei Anatoly has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jammy Ouchieface.
The fighters circling - Anatoly throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Ouchieface is trying hard to land a takedown here. Anatoly sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Anatoly throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ouchieface is looking to clinch but Anatoly is avoiding it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Anatoly stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Anatoly wants it to stay on the feet.
Anatoly throws a body punch but Ouchieface moves out of range.
Ouchieface wants to clinch up but Anatoly keeps it at a distance.
Anatoly with a nice cross.
Ouchieface moves in looking to clinch but Anatoly pushes him off.
Anatoly comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A combination from Anatoly does no damage.
Ouchieface looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Anatoly was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Ouchieface takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Ouchieface swinging wildly here.
Anatoly throwing a counter right hand but Ouchieface manages to avoid it.
Anatoly slips a jab and a cross from Ouchieface.
Anatoly swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Ouchieface misses with a low kick as Anatoly jumps back.
Ouchieface misses with a leg kick
so Anatoly counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Anatoly has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Ouchieface keeping moving, preventing Anatoly from controlling successfully.
Anatoly working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Anatoly connects with a couple of short punches.
Ouchieface is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Anatoly working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Ouchieface's head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anatoly pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Ouchieface is keeping the position for now.
Anatoly trying to control but Ouchieface is working from the bottom.
Anatoly got a little sloppy there for a moment and Ouchieface has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Anatoly has managed to get both his arms back between Ouchieface's legs - danger averted.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Anatoly with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Anatoly wants to pass the guard but Ouchieface is keeping the position.
Ouchieface has momentary wrist control but Anatoly slips an elbow through the middle.
Ouchieface working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Anatoly doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Anatoly manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Anatoly is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anatoly with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Ouchieface trying to keep a closed guard but Anatoly is proving a slippery customer.
Anatoly wants to control from the top but Ouchieface keeps moving.
Anatoly content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Anatoly cracks Ouchieface with a solid left hand.
Ouchieface is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Anatoly is aware though and is defending well.
Anatoly with a nice head shot there.
Ouchieface working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Anatoly doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Anatoly manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Anatoly's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Ouchieface had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Anatoly defends it easily.
Anatoly with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anatoly wants to pass the guard but Ouchieface is keeping the position.
Anatoly scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Anatoly got a little sloppy there for a moment and Ouchieface has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Anatoly has managed to get both his arms back between Ouchieface's legs - danger averted.
Anatoly trying to control the position from guard on top but Ouchieface is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Anatoly stands up over Ouchieface, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Anatoly connects with a couple of short punches.
Anatoly trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Anatoly postures up and lands a big shot to Ouchieface's brow.
Anatoly would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Ouchieface is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Anatoly has his hands clasped together but Ouchieface extends and breaks Anatoly's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Ouchieface.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jammy Ouchieface!
A very excited looking Jammy Ouchieface made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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