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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Yahweh Falwell (ranked 15066 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anthony Birchack (ranked 20912 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Falwell might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Don't Stop Believing. Yahweh Falwell has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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136 lbs
2 - 96 - 0 |
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138 lbs
11 - 9 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 96 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Yahweh Falwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Anthony Birchack!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Daniel Blasius and Aafke Stam.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Falwell misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Falwell throws a lazy head kick
and Birchack counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Birchack works over Falwell with some ground and pound from guard.
Birchack postures up and lands a big shot to Falwell's brow.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Birchack lands a couple of digs.
Falwell knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Birchack on the ground.
Birchack working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Falwell's head.
Falwell is rocked!
Birchack is in close to Falwell's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Oh Falwell is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Birchack loads up on a big left hand. Falwell felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Birchack looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Falwell can't hide his disappointment, as Birchack celebrates the victory.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Anthony Birchack!
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.
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hype
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pop
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