PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between James B. Grossweiner (ranked 496 p4p, 65 weight class) and Neyman Gariniho (ranked 770 p4p, 99 weight class). James B. Grossweiner could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Neyman Gariniho's chin.

B. Grossweiner
vs
Gariniho

185 cm
30
200 lbs
16 - 12 - 0

185 cm
26
196 lbs
14 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, James B. Grossweiner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Neyman Gariniho!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Alec Ball and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grossweiner throws a head kick but Gariniho moves out of range.
James B. Grossweiner seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gariniho takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Grossweiner throws a lazy head kick
and Gariniho counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Grossweiner slips under a jab.
A punch combination from Gariniho misses.
Gariniho blocks a head kick by Grossweiner.
Grossweiner steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Gariniho.
Grossweiner throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A little jabbing left from Gariniho on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Gariniho connects with a leg kick. Grossweiner looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Gariniho checks a leg kick.
Grossweiner slips a straight right by Gariniho.
Grossweiner throws a leg kick but Gariniho checks it.
Gariniho lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Grossweiner tried to score with a low kick but Gariniho checks it.
Gariniho keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Grossweiner.
Grossweiner throws a leg kick
and Gariniho counters with a left to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A big left from Gariniho misses.
Gariniho scores with a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big right from Gariniho misses.
Grossweiner looks for the body kick but Gariniho saw that one coming.
A nice side step and Gariniho releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Gariniho misses with a low kick as Grossweiner jumps back.
Grossweiner lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Gariniho throws a low kick but it's checked well by Grossweiner.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Grossweiner, right into the meat.
Grossweiner throws a looping overhand right but Gariniho ducks down to avoid it.
Gariniho comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Gariniho misses with a head kick.
Gariniho slips a jab from Grossweiner.
Grossweiner lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Gariniho takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Gariniho throws a head kick that misses.
It looked like Grossweiner wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
A combination from Gariniho does no damage.
Gariniho just misses with a punch to the body.
Gariniho takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gariniho throws the left hand but Grossweiner avoids the punch easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grossweiner throws a head kick that misses.
Grossweiner missing with a left hand there. Gariniho was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Gariniho blocks a leg kick.
Gariniho throws the left hand but Grossweiner avoids the punch easily.
Gariniho moves out of range of the body kick from Grossweiner.
Grossweiner throws a leg kick but Gariniho sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Gariniho doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Gariniho waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Grossweiner.
Grossweiner bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Good leg kick by Grossweiner there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Gariniho takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Grossweiner throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Gariniho throws a big shot that misses.
Grossweiner listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Grossweiner jabs Gariniho right on the nose. Gariniho blinks but takes it well.
Gariniho misses with a jab, cross combination.
Gariniho doesn't manage to clinch there - Grossweiner circles away.
Gariniho moves out of range of the body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Gariniho. Grossweiner does a little dance to reset his feet.
Gariniho moves out of range of the strikes.
Gariniho throws out a counter right but Grossweiner avoids it with no problem.
Grossweiner scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Gariniho doesn't seem bothered though.
Grossweiner keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Gariniho.
Grossweiner looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Gariniho avoids the head kick by Grossweiner.
Gariniho slips a straight right by Grossweiner.
Gariniho throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Grossweiner's head.
Gariniho uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Grossweiner.
Neyman Gariniho is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A nice leg kick lands there from Grossweiner.
Grossweiner throws the kick towards the body but Gariniho avoids it.
Grossweiner drops his hands momentarily and Gariniho takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Grossweiner thuds a left hand into Gariniho's body.
Grossweiner clobbers Gariniho with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Grossweiner throws a head kick but Gariniho moves out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Grossweiner chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Gariniho can pounce on him.
Gariniho slips under a jab.
Grossweiner keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Grossweiner checks a leg kick.
Grossweiner appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Gariniho throws a sloppy head kick and Grossweiner moves out of range easily.
A decent looking cross lands there for Grossweiner.
Grossweiner throws a nice looking combination but Gariniho bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Grossweiner lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.

Grossweiner drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
We've been hearing that Grossweiner has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Gariniho can't do much from the bottom here.
Gariniho regains half guard.
Gariniho is looking to escape.
Grossweiner scoring with strikes to the body and head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Grossweiner looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Grossweiner thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Gariniho's head.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Grossweiner lands a nice short elbow.

Gariniho is rocked!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

James B. Grossweiner dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Gariniho connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Grossweiner scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Gariniho ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Grossweiner moves away.
Gariniho throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Gariniho fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Gariniho bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Grossweiner will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Gariniho swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Grossweiner avoids a punch combination nicely.
Gariniho lunges at Grossweiner with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Grossweiner's hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gariniho throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Gariniho avoids the body shot from Grossweiner.
Grossweiner throws a body shot but no joy.
Grossweiner throws a front kick that sends Gariniho stumbling back into the cage.
Grossweiner throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grossweiner swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The fighters circling - Gariniho throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Gariniho scores with a head kick. Grossweiner tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

Gariniho clinches up against the cage.
Grossweiner lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Gariniho backwards.
A short left from Gariniho.
Gariniho's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Grossweiner cracks Gariniho with a nice body shot.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Gariniho prevents Grossweiner from breaking the clinch.
Grossweiner lands a body shot.
Gariniho is breathing heavily.
A head punch on the inside from Grossweiner fails to land.
Grossweiner tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Grossweiner lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Gariniho backwards.

Gariniho breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Grossweiner looks to land a body kick but Gariniho moved away.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Grossweiner scores with a leg kick.
Grossweiner changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Gariniho tries to avoid it but Grossweiner manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Gariniho to the ground. Gariniho escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gariniho misses the body punch
and Grossweiner counters with a flying knee. Nice.
A lazy left from Grossweiner finds it's target.
Gariniho is still on wobbly legs! Can Grossweiner finish him?
Grossweiner scores with a nice strike.
Grossweiner scores with a push kick.
Gariniho has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Grossweiner.
Gariniho throws a body shot but no joy.
Grossweiner plants his feet and throws a 3 punch combo. Miss, miss, boom! The third punch, a big right hook, connects right on the temple and drops Gariniho to the mat, unconscious! This fight is all over! Gariniho just couldn't keep out of the way of the whole flurry of punches!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). James B. Grossweiner!
James B. Grossweiner seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.