PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fast Bob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and kimbo slice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bob's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Sleepy. kimbo slice has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bob
vs
slice

215 cm
19
293 lbs
1 - 5 - 0

190 cm
19
297 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fast Bob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, kimbo slice!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Wesley Smith and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

slice feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bob is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Bob looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Bob looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Bob's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
slice works a leg free and moves into half guard.
slice tries to pass to full mount but Bob defends it.
slice wants to get back to his feet.
Bob knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for slice on the ground.
slice trying to control the action but Bob is working from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob works his way to full guard. Good work.
slice works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Bob wants to get back to full guard.
Bob tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Bob is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bob missing with punches from the bottom.
Bob is trying to control but can't.
Bob keeps control of the position for the meantime.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
slice trying to control from half guard but Bob is working away.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Bob is trying to get back to full guard.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Bob stuffs the takedown.
Bob connects with a good right hand that stumbles slice. slice circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

It looks like kimbo slice has been cut.
slice fails to land with a series of punches.
slice looks gassed!
Bob misses with a few strikes there.
Bob misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
slice shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Bob as he jumps to the side.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
slice looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Bob is fending him off so far but slice persists. Nope, Bob circles away and we're back to standing.
Fast Bob has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of kimbo slice.
slice shoots in for a takedown but Bob shows good takedown defense.
Bob throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bob smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Bob fails to land with a series of punches.
Bob will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

Bob scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Bob is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down slice's shoulder. That is not cool.
Bob working the head with strikes.
Bob controls the position.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bob is chipping away with strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
slice takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Bob takes a little break here. slice wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bob lands an elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fast Bob dominated that round.
The cut man is working on kimbo slice's cut.
That's time! Bob's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Bob misses with a two punch combination.
Bob swings for the body but slice moves out of range.
Bob stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
slice misses with a combination
and Bob counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps slice thinking.
Bob digs a good body shot into slice's ribs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bob lands a really nice looking cross but slice seems unphased.
Bob throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent slice stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
slice on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

That has opened up kimbo slice's cut even more.

Bob looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for slice!
slice working to try and regain half guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Bob landing strikes, looking to finish!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob landing shots from mount.
slice is desperately trying to improve his position but Bob has a good base and remains in mount.
Bob cracks slice with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Bob with good strikes from the mount here!
Bob will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
slice is trying to escape the mount.
The referee warns slice that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Bob unloading with bombs!
slice is wriggling around trying to escape.
Fast Bob overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bob scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Bob with good strikes from the mount here!
Bob pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
slice is working to get back to half guard.
Bob connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Bob landing punches.

The cut above kimbo slice's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bob looking to finish slice with some ground and pound. This is bad for slice!

kimbo slice's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at kimbo slice's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:02 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Fast Bob!