PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charles BatzCastelmore (ranked 1025 p4p, 159 weight class) and Oswald Cobblepot (ranked 757 p4p, 116 weight class). Oswald Cobblepot has the eye of the tiger tonight.

BatzCastelmore
vs
Cobblepot

195 cm
35
220 lbs
27 - 18 - 0

185 cm
31
206 lbs
14 - 6 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Zenith Nutrition (160q/$200)
Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Charles BatzCastelmore!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Oswald Cobblepot!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Alec Ball and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cobblepot slips a jab from BatzCastelmore.
Cobblepot walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Cobblepot thuds his right hand into BatzCastelmore's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

It looks like Charles BatzCastelmore has been cut.
Cobblepot walks into a straight right hand from BatzCastelmore.
A nice inside leg kick there by Cobblepot. That's going to slow BatzCastelmore down.
BatzCastelmore has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Castlemore in the buildup to the fight.
BatzCastelmore scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
BatzCastelmore swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
BatzCastelmore misses with a low kick.
Cobblepot now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
BatzCastelmore pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cobblepot stuns BatzCastelmore with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Cobblepot dips to his left and cracks BatzCastelmore with an uppercut!
Cobblepot slips under a jab from BatzCastelmore.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cobblepot lands a nice leg kick that just misses BatzCastelmore's sensitive parts.
BatzCastelmore ducks under a wild hook from Cobblepot.
A telegraphed right hand from BatzCastelmore misses the target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cobblepot misses with a low kick.
Cobblepot misses the shot to the body.
Cobblepot checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Cobblepot lunges at BatzCastelmore with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by BatzCastelmore's hand.
BatzCastelmore tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Charles BatzCastelmore seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
BatzCastelmore moves out of range as Cobblepot strikes.
BatzCastelmore takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Cobblepot ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
BatzCastelmore throws a front kick aimed at Cobblepot's knee but Cobblepot avoids it well.
BatzCastelmore lands a jab to the head.
Cobblepot scores with a shot to the body.
Cobblepot uses good head movement to avoid the hook from BatzCastelmore.
Cobblepot doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Cobblepot works over BatzCastelmore's head and body with a nice combination.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
BatzCastelmore chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Cobblepot can pounce on him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
BatzCastelmore bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Cobblepot's head.
BatzCastelmore throws a big shot that misses.
Cobblepot appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
BatzCastelmore throws a leg kick
and Cobblepot counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
BatzCastelmore connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Cobblepot connects with a body shot that sends BatzCastelmore's belly button to the back.
BatzCastelmore is breathing heavily.
Cobblepot connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
A big left from BatzCastelmore misses.
Cobblepot scores with a crisp jab that stopped BatzCastelmore in his tracks.
BatzCastelmore throws a hook but Cobblepot blocks it.
Cobblepot missing with a left hand there. BatzCastelmore was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
BatzCastelmore on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Cobblepot. Cobblepot obviously looking to wear him down.
BatzCastelmore will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Cobblepot fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
BatzCastelmore misses with an uppercut. Cobblepot saw that one coming.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cobblepot looks to score with a jab to the body but BatzCastelmore is just out of range.
Cobblepot uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before BatzCastelmore has time to react.
Cobblepot cracks BatzCastelmore with a good jab.
Cobblepot throws a low kick but it's checked well by BatzCastelmore.
Cobblepot stuns BatzCastelmore with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Cobblepot has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
BatzCastelmore scores with a jab. Cobblepot acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
BatzCastelmore darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Cobblepot walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A swing and a miss from Cobblepot.
BatzCastelmore misses with a two punch combination.
Cobblepot with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Cobblepot swings for the body but BatzCastelmore moves out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
BatzCastelmore misses with a hook. Cobblepot ducked under it nicely.
BatzCastelmore throws a chopping leg kick but Cobblepot manages to avoid taking any serious damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
BatzCastelmore throws a right and a left that Cobblepot avoids nicely.
Cobblepot bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
BatzCastelmore has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from BatzCastelmore there as he acknowledges the shot.
BatzCastelmore is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Cobblepot cracks BatzCastelmore with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Nice shot by Cobblepot.

Cobblepot instigates a clinch.
Cobblepot lands a right hand that snaps the head of BatzCastelmore backwards.
BatzCastelmore blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
BatzCastelmore using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Cobblepot lands a right hand.
BatzCastelmore tries a knee to the head but Cobblepot blocks it.
BatzCastelmore missing with knees to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
BatzCastelmore misses with a knee to the head.
Cobblepot lands a shoulder strike.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Cobblepot creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
BatzCastelmore misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Cobblepot.
BatzCastelmore with an attempt at a knee that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Oswald Cobblepot dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Charles BatzCastelmore's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Cobblepot connects with a right hand. BatzCastelmore shakes it off.
BatzCastelmore misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
BatzCastelmore throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Cobblepot missing with a left hand there. BatzCastelmore was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cobblepot takes a swing at BatzCastelmore's ribcage but misses.
Cobblepot buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
BatzCastelmore takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
BatzCastelmore throws a sloppy body shot
and Cobblepot counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
BatzCastelmore takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
BatzCastelmore throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Cobblepot counters with a left to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cobblepot cracks a nice hook into BatzCastelmore's ribs.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Cobblepot works BatzCastelmore's body with a nice hook.
Cobblepot lands a nice shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A left lands for Cobblepot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cobblepot thuds his right hand into BatzCastelmore's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
An inside leg kick lands from Cobblepot.
BatzCastelmore takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Cobblepot cracks a nice hook into BatzCastelmore's ribs.
Cobblepot ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
BatzCastelmore takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
BatzCastelmore shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Cobblepot scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Cobblepot scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Cobblepot lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
BatzCastelmore tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cobblepot was well out of range. Poor timing from BatzCastelmore.
BatzCastelmore moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
BatzCastelmore throws a big shot that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cobblepot scores with a nice right hand.
Cobblepot catches BatzCastelmore with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

BatzCastelmore is rocked!
Oswald Cobblepot seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Cobblepot fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Oh BatzCastelmore is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cobblepot connects with a crisp jab.
Cobblepot circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops BatzCastelmore to the canvas! BatzCastelmore doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Cobblepot keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Oswald Cobblepot!
A very excited looking Oswald Cobblepot made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.