PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Long Schlong (ranked 3267 p4p, 269 weight class) and Jake Iceman (ranked 2162 p4p, 191 weight class). Jake Iceman is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Schlong
vs
Iceman

178 cm
18
150 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

180 cm
27
141 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid Muay Thai
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Long Schlong!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Jake Iceman !
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Iceman swinging wildly here.
Iceman misses with a two punch combination.
Iceman avoids the body shot from Schlong.
Iceman throws a right hand that misses
and Schlong connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Schlong looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Schlong fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Iceman has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Schlong dips to his left and cracks Iceman with an uppercut!

Schlong shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Iceman napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Iceman manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Schlong stops Iceman from getting back to his feet.
Schlong with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schlong is looking to advance position but Iceman won't allow it.
Schlong controlling the action here.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Iceman will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Iceman misses with a two punch combination.
Schlong scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Iceman is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Iceman falls off balance throwing a combination
and Iceman takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Schlong fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Iceman manages to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Iceman . Schlong does a little dance to reset his feet.
Iceman 's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Schlong connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Iceman scrambles back to his feet.
Schlong moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

Iceman is rocked!
A nice leg kick lands there from Schlong.
Iceman is still on wobbly legs! Can Schlong finish him?
Iceman gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A shot to the liver by Schlong. Beautiful body shot.
Iceman misses with a body shot.
Schlong scores with a jab. Iceman acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Schlong lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Iceman misses with a double jab.
Schlong pounces like a tiger and cracks Iceman with a vicious hook! Iceman is down but not out! Schlong follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Long Schlong!
Long Schlong is the new featherweight champion!
In his post fight interview, Long Schlong started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.